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    Antonio Conte

    WTF :lol:
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Here's my list of strikers for next season. 1) Retegui (Jeffrey will demand him) 2) Hojlund (Jeffrey already "worked" with him) 3) Krstovic 4) Lucca 5) Kolo Muani 6) Vlahovic (since we won't be able to sell him)
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    Antonio Conte

    :lol:
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    Randal Kolo Muani

    I'm assuming we'll be forced to work out a deal with PSG on this. It'll become clear to the bums in charge we aren't getting 100M strikers down to 40M in several weeks, so once the World Cup is over, they'll be forced to sign him. Unless Jeffrey demands Retegui or Hojlund.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    And right on queue, here are the Retegui rumors. So predictable. :lol:
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    Antonio Conte

    Just warning y'all, if it ends up being Gasperini, I'll be referring to him as Jeffrey for as long as he's here.
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    Future coach

    He's an overrated douchebag. The only honors he has, other than the Euro, is winning Serie A after FIGC relegated us and stole our Scudetti. Fuck him.
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    Antonio Conte

    Once again we don't have a real plan, just like all the signings last season and how we'll fight for Osimhen or Gyorkeres until the end, only to overpay for Retegui.
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    Future coach

    Yeah, it's going to be Gasperini. And probably overpaying for Retegui as well. At least we can squash any excitement of a potential challenge for Serie A next season.
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    Future coach

    Rumors of Gasperini waiting for us. :lol:
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Looks like we are losing out on David. Great. Now we’re hearing more Gyorkeres rumors. So we’ll chase after him and/or Osimhen until they inevitably move to the Prem, then we get to evaluate our fourth and fifth choice signings instead. Desperation ensues, then we overpay for Lucca and...
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    Serie A 2025-26

    We'll probably miss on free David as well. Jungtoli with his finger up his ass, as usual.
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    Stock Market

    Bought TSLA 6/20 $400 calls and HOOD 7/18 $80 calls on Friday. I'm hoping the latter can retest the ATH after the IPO a few years ago. It's mostly a lotto on the breakout. TSLA had an obvious bull flag setup and consolidated for 8 days before moving higher, just like last time. Worry about...
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    tuZ player of the season

    For someone who hasn't really played at the top level, Savona hasn't been bad. He probably doesn't have amazing potential but as a stay at home RB or a CB we should be keeping him.
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    Coronavirus (COVID-19 Outbreak)

    Starting to see people freak out about the new variant from China that was just detected in NYC.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Probably. He reminds me of a little kid running around with the ball in AYSO sawker. If we even get to that point. I was expecting a 10M loan fee first.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    JJ has requested Endrick. Chubby Alonso isn't opposed to the deal, supposedly. Imagine being the first day on the job and JJ is knocking on your door to traffic one of your kids.
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    Nicolò Fagioli

    RIP
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    Build/Predict Your Juve

    Juventalanta Budget FC DiGreg Savona Ismajli Kelly Zappacosta Locatelli Thuram Kostic Koopmeiners Retegui Yildiz Allenatore: Gasperini
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    tuZ player of the season

    1) Thuram 2) Yildiz 3) Mckennie