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  1. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    That's bad, but not as bad as tuzzers (actually, only s4tch and that crazy dude who wants to delete his account) desperately hoping Inter win the Scudetto and the CL, just so they can claim their deranged conspiracy theories were spot on. If Inter come up empty handed, their whole narrative...
  2. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    Stop telling him to remain, that's exactly what the drama queen wants. I'm here for 18 years and I've seen hundreds of members who stopped posting and never came back. But I am yet to see someone to say that he will leave forever and then not return. They all come back within days or weeks. My...
  3. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    As you can see, I am the senior admin and only I know how to delete an account. Please follow these simple steps: 1. Click on your picture on the top right corner; 2. Fill the bathtub with water; 3. Connect your laptop with the cable and plug the cable into the socket; 4. Put the laptop in the...
  4. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    Don’t just sit there and waste your time with us non-believers, Monsieur Poirot. Activate those little grey cells and uncover the secret tunnel between the FIGC and Marotta’s office. I’m sure it’s hidden behind a fake VAR screen and guarded by the Curva Mafia. And don't forget the aliens.
  5. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    "Mesdames et Messieurs... the truth, she has been hiding in plain sight. It was not a crime of passion, nor of impulse. No, this was a tactical assassination, orchestrated with precision." (Turns dramatically to Inzaghi) "Simone Inzaghi… you were not alone. With you were your faithful...
  6. Alen

    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Is this the third or the fourth time he does this? He cost us so many points.
  7. Alen

    Dušan Vlahović

    How come he's physically weaker than every single defender he faces?
  8. Alen

    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Terrible first half. Concentration was set at minimum. Parma are really dangerous in set-pieces and crosses, but we kept gifting them corner kicks. The offense showed lack of quality, but the defense was simply disastrous. 1745429101 Conceicao would require a change of tactics. I guess Tudor...
  9. Alen

    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Vlahovic is a joke, fuck him.
  10. Alen

    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    I actually blame Cambiaso for this goal. Not for the header, but how he failed to kick the ball 5-6 seconds before they scored.
  11. Alen

    To remember and never forget, JuventuZ moments

    Not a single one in the last 12-13 years. Before that, probably something between 5-10. And thanks for reminding me about the Marcelo saga. As @Bianconero_Aus said in the thread: "This thread has fucking delivered". So much gold from this Badass' post and the following 20 something pages...
  12. Alen

    To remember and never forget, JuventuZ moments

    I admit that I was Goodass Angel, but I still deny that I was Marcelo. That guy was real.
  13. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    Your integrity is beyond reproach, Watson, but this is a matter for Sherlock Holmes. @Lion
  14. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    :lol2: :lol2: Let’s just say that our Vesuvius lavalied her con fuoco.
  15. Alen

    [Serie A] Parma 1-0 Juventus [23rd April, 2025 18:30 CEST]

    Alex is from Siberia. More like this:
  16. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    Though, to be honest, I'd have been pissed if Juve found themselves in Inter's situation. But they have so much luck in the CL so far, that they deserved some bad luck.
  17. Alen

    [Serie A] Parma 1-0 Juventus [23rd April, 2025 18:30 CEST]

    Do you even know who I was talking to? Do you know who's Luka?
  18. Alen

    Serie A 2024-25

    It will be played on Sunday, it's official. https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/22-04-2025/serie-a-rinviate-inter-roma-lazio-parma-como-genoa-funerali-papa.shtml#:~:text=Il%20campionato%20di%20calcio%20e,fatta%20solo%20per%20Inter%2DRoma.
  19. Alen

    [Serie A] Parma 1-0 Juventus [23rd April, 2025 18:30 CEST]

    Luka is a good guy, make peace please.