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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    People video-recording themselves in cars is another sign of mental illness.
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    'Murica!

    General Tso Corruptible More than Inter :weee:
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    Paris be like the LA Staples Center of Europe. Win or lose, the town gets burned down. In other expectations, I expected Inter to lose. But this was complete humiliation of epic, historical proportions. You could pit PSG against the Arsenal women's team, and even they would fare better than...
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    Damn. Inter should have forfeited before the match and saved themselves half the humiliation.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Sometimes I wish Portuguese were less polite and friendly. Spaniards are just vicious with the worst British tourists. :lol: One of my favorite accounts on X...
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    The saddest day ever

    RIP to the 39. You haven’t been forgotten on this day.
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    'Murica!

    "Don't you dare put a gay person on television or I will feel attacked and I'll curl up in a ball crying" seems to be a common, rational response to people who aren't identical to them.
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    Cristiano Giuntoli

    After Thuram's season, we're all in
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    Antonio Conte

    You got that all wrong, bruh. All of those other places, save for Lecce, are swarmed with sweaty tourists who will jam mobile phone cameras in front of your face at every moment. They are beautiful places, but they are overrun by memetic vacation copycat amateur tourists. What I love about...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Was he still rightfully complaining about Pep Guardiola ruining football with the false 9?
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    Coronavirus (COVID-19 Outbreak)

    Time to plow the fields, boys. :weee: Covid passover is back, baby!!! Put the blood of your Moderna sacrifice above your door and let God do his magik to each and every first born.
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    Board & Management

    Henri de Toulouse-LaWreck Bring it
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    Israeli-Palestinian conflict

    It's not even the numbers. The stories from the field all suggest systematic execution.
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    OK, off to these criminally underappreciated legends in their post-punk rockabilly time of the early 80s...
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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    This is really concerning news for Wes...
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    Igor Tudor

    With this front office, maybe third place instead of fourth. In the Copa we might have gotten past Empoli and then lost to Bologna in the semifinals. And in the CL, we might have snuck past Eindhoven but got trashed by Arsenal in the round of 16. So I don’t have high hopes.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Hey, good news. It took over a year, but now Benfica has finally found use for Allegri memes
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    Francisco Conceição

    We’d be in Serie B if not for him today. [emoji2960]
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    [Serie A] Venezia 2-3 Juventus [25th May, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    I’m not sure our goal this year was to achieve an even worse place than last season, and without a Copa win, but it still took a lot to get there. Especially with Roma, Liao, and Bologna on our heels in the crunch. So congrats on qualifying for the CL again. Questionable if we deserve to, but...
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    Can't believe I am seeing these guys near my house in a tiny club in a couple of weeks. The saxophonist (of this trio named after him) is more Lisboeta than Renato Veiga. But damn they can cook.