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    Gillette ups the ante, unveils 5-blade razor

    Yes but can you shave your ass as well for next time please?
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    Gillette ups the ante, unveils 5-blade razor

    1st one looks good to me too
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    Dušan Vlahović

    You're my boi. And I will pick you up.
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    Andrea Cambiaso

    Whatever we sell him for and whoever we sell him to I expect him to suddenly play at his best again. He strikes me as somebody bored at Juve. That kind of bored where it doesn't matter which coach we bring in he's not going to pick himself up just needs a change of scene. Many such cases
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    Future coach

    I remember the whole thing was Spaletti had a deal with us but ADL wouldn't let him, so he went to the Italy job as cover while his Napoli contract ran down. Everybody was 100% sure about it...and now nothing. What happened?
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Somebody check if @Cronios is okay please
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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    Cool interview with Wes on the CWC website front page https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/club-world-cup/usa-2025/articles/weston-mckennie-juventus-interview Some parts:
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    CWC - General Discussion

    How much?
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    Francisco Conceição

    What Tudor did for the 5 games with a decimated group of players I don't think is reflective of what he'd do if appointed for a full season. That said, Chico had a part to play. Actual no brainer
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    Francisco Conceição

    Even if we don't want to keep him sign him and immediately profit! Even if at this stage selling him on would be dumb af because he's doing well - it's still better than letting Porto take the payday instead.
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    Damien Comolli

    I don't like that any success we get under this guy will be used as evidence of the superiority of the statistical approach and will further the removal of the soul and character from this once-great sport.
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    Serie A 2025-26

    Didnt you hear? The coach doesn't matter it's all about the players bro.
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    Francisco Conceição

    I'd love a 10 year old Giovinco back in the Next Gen. We could pump him full of hormones like they did to Messi. Doping isn't doping if it's a short child. How dopeventus missed this loophole is a mystery lost to time
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    A1 - Artificial 1ntelligence

    Fake news https://www.juventuz.com/threads/to-remember-and-never-forget-juventuz-moments.31766/page-25#post-6654146
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    Damien Comolli

    This ALMOST got me :grin: Best troll post I've seen in absolute ages
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    Damien Comolli

    Getting Tudor confirmed as well means we'll have French, Balkan, Uruguayan (Montero) and inevitable Italian influence on the team. This is the fucking way. We're coming back, lads!
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    Future coach

    Not really sure what I'm looking at here. Are they doing a Zeman tactic?
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    Igor Tudor

    Your pessimistic attitude fits in great here :grin: Stick around and post more, dude!
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    Future coach

    ?? I didn't watch a minute of his Spurs team but at Celtic he was all about winning through intensity and hard work. These are the pillars of the Juventus philosophy, no? I was looking for the clip below but just found this of him screaming at the players to stop passing it back :lol: We've...
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    Igor Tudor

    I would fully expect top 4 as a minimum with Tudor in charge next year especially with him having had a say in our mercato and with more braincells higher up for us as well. Expect as in what I think would happen not as in professional expectation.