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You keep hoping Bro. I'll remain pragmatic and grounded in realism.

I have no hope. This team is nowhere near consistent enough or good enough to win shit. Coupled with a coach who plays guys based on feelings instead of meritocracy, we have a proper recipe for failure. Add a 60 million Euro Dutch traffic cone and the world's most expensive empanada, and we're...

Fuck JJ for allowing them to play act and waste time. It should have never come to that. We were pathetic and lost to a far inferior garbage team because we somehow managed to be even worse. I blame the obstinate coach, incompetent management, and pussyfag players for that. That same...

Mighty Motta. Beating Verona. Much wow. Meanwhile in the CL, an Arsenal team missing several key players and with no recognizable striker put 7 past a Powerful PSV outfit, one that eliminated JJ. Amazing. 1741125393 Oh yeah, and they did that away from home.

This Muppet Pezevenki actually believes he's something special and that his way is some sort of revolutionary ball. Fuck off you incompetent wankstain. Get off your high horse - youv've won nothing in your coaching career, and you've coached fucking Genoa (who fired your ass), Spezia (who kicked...

This Pseudo coach is too far up his own asshole - he doesn't possess the qualifications to coach a team of this caliber. He's presumptuous and obstinate. Consistently starting the 40 million Euro empanadida and the 60 million Euro Dutch traffic cone are offenses worthy of immediate sacking...

Confused Cuntoli. I mean, you have to be mentally deranged to spend money on Floyd Smelly (a Sunday Leaguer) and Nickles GoneLoliz (an Egyptian Futsal baller at best).

I mean, realistically, with a Canadian passport even Liam McMaple from the local Shake Shack is capable of accomplishing that. 1740782831 There's a rumor if you rub a bottle of baby oil while reciting the mantra "ain't no party like a Diddy party" three times, you're immediately transported to...

We allowed a player named Joseph Salty who looks like a hybrid of Camoranesi, Estigarribia, and Jorge Martinez to score against us :sigh: :b81: 1740653557 He paces in the living room, Shouting at the screen— Swears he calls the winning plays For every losing team. He’s painted in the colors, Of...

Cuntoli’s Catastrophe at JewVentus Oh, Cuntoli, master of deals gone astray, JewVentus in ruin, yet you still stay. With millions to spend and nothing to show, A legacy built on failure and woe. Promised a rebuild, a squad full of might, Yet every transfer just isn't quite right. A bargain you...

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Two men down sir. Nickles Goneloziz would probably be embarrased playing in a Ramadan Tournament in 3ataba in Cairo.

AC doesn't like him because he's a Shawerma loving Mozzie. Had his name been Konan Yodlez or Kenino Yildzano, he would received Jesus boy's approval.

Our best player. The future should be built around Bremer, Thuram, Conceicao, Yildiz, and Muani.

If Koop is the filling, then this guy is the bottom slice of bread in the Sharmotta Fagotta turd sandwich.

Di Maria was a piece of shit. He was mostly trash for us. He had a grand total of 4 goals in Serie A during his tenure here. He was wonderful in that game against Nantes where he scored a hatrick, and had a memorable outing against Sassuolo in the league, but that was about it. He perhaps played...

I'm talking about impact and intangibles. Vlahovic is nowhere near the level of any of these players in terms of what he has done for Juventus. Perhaps it's not entirely his fault, as he has a midfield comprised of duds, and up until this season, no wingers to speak of. Also, fuck Rodildo -...

No doubt. Mandzukic is an awesome player to have, a grinta guy through and through (you hate him as an opponent a la Lichsteiner or Nedved, but when he's on your team you absolutely love his effort and hustle), but in terms of ability and impact it's not even a contest. We had Dybala...

No wonder Belgium didn't win shit :P :b81: I like De Bruyne as a player, no doubt. However, this is not the kind of profile we should be looking for: old, has won everything at club level, and nothing left to prove. That's why I'm also against targeting someone like Salah, as great as he has...