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  1. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    It's insane how no "larger" Italian sides snapped up Coppola for 10M. This league is literally dead. 1749566483 :touched:
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    Build/Predict Your Juve

    New rumors just dropped. DiGregorio Disasi - Gatti - Kelly (Bremer) Cambiaso - Locatelli - Thuram - Kostic Koopmeiners - Yildiz Fullkrug (kolo) Coach: Tudor
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    'Murica!

    Kurt Russell’s son. https://x.com/ryanshead/status/1932094909999366591?s=46&t=44zFspkwtn4Oth1i9vk6Xg
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    Alvaro Morata

    If only. Todd and Timmy may be alive today.
  5. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    More like il nuevo Mascherano.
  6. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Then maybe he can knock some sense into Rouhi.
  7. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Yes, I want to see him punch that beach baller David Luiz.
  8. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Disastri is perfect if we are looking for a very slow defender who never fulfilled potential but has the very important experience in the beautiful world of Premier League defending. This is what we can call the Kelly model. Old boss meet the new boss.
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    Giovanni Leoni - CB - Parma

    Don't worry guys, I have full confidence we will lose out on this guy as well, just like we did with CRAPpola. Things like losing out on transfer targets take time, just be patient.
  10. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    By the time these guys figure out the fax machine, the Club World Cup will be over with.
  11. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    If we can't even secure the likes of Coppola then yes, we are in for a disaster for sure. New bosses meet the old bosses. JJ classic.
  12. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    How about we go after that Italian CB/DM talent at Leverkusen and formally of La Masia, Andrea Natali. Maybe that could be a regen of Huijsen.
  13. Bjerknes

    Future coach

    It’s over. He’s coming.
  14. Bjerknes

    Internationals LIVE

    Congrats to @swag that was a good match.
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    Dean Huijsen

    Just a reminder that this guy is a starter for Spain, one of the best nations in the world, and will also play a lot of minutes for Madrid. Jungtoli should have a rusty screwdriver forced up his ass per sempre.
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    'Murica!

    Can we just put to rest that Trump and Maga are 100% fascists? I mean, there was never any doubt, but they just need to own it instead of being fucking pussies. It would be a shame if any of the Nazis die as part of the illegal use of troops on our home turf.
  17. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Great job with the Cardoso inclusion, but Hancko is going to Saudi, Dodo is a bird, and that formation is crap. Oh yeah, he’s great. Too bad you’re thinking of Nuno Tavares for Lazio, who is also good, but would be a paraplegic under JJ medical.
  18. Bjerknes

    'Murica!

    “We will have troops everywhere” https://x.com/acyn/status/1931807202748281309?s=46&t=44zFspkwtn4Oth1i9vk6Xg
  19. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Sigh It would be one thing if the good names were feasible and the others had a lot of talent. But they aren't, and they don't. I'm fine with going after Leoni, but after that I just don't see the talent. These guys are probably going to die on the ItalJuve hill.
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    Future coach

    Watch us sign Spalletti and then try to use him to entice Osimhen.