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You know it’s a badddd day when the announcer can correctly predict that Dimarco running at us 1 v 5 is going to be “a dangerous opportunity”.

Now we suck defending corners?

This team’s success or failure in Serie A will be about how we do against the bottom 12.

Best Portugués #7 we’ve ever had

OUR CORNERS BLOW

Nicolo Fagempoli? Nicolo Fagnezia? Nicolo Fagseriec?

If Fagioli was an F1 driver… would he let it fly with the 3 letter abbreviation?

What is Savona? Like American football in the 1920’s, this guy is seemingly allergic to completing a forward pass.

I would like to add something productive here. I would like to be mature and not spew out of anger and I would like to add a balanced assessment… but I just can’t. Cause this guy just absolutely blows. Thanks for your years of service. You ran around the pitch quite a lot… occasionally with...

This guy has a partial 1v1 with the keeper and elects to take a flop to try to draw a pen. His decision making is appalling and his skill set is getting. Take him out behind the shed.

what a dumbass he is.

It is almost a bit cliché to go onto a fan club forum and put a player on blast, but that being said, this guy is just awful. What on earth is this guy doing at Juve? Totally bananas. He offers some really nice traits for a striker, but he just doesn’t offer the most basic of traits, which is to...

More touches or flops to the floor against Villareal? I know things can get bland with Max, and players get asked to perform different tasks, like when Morata was defending like a left back. This being said, I’m confident in stating that this is one horrific player for this club. He is speedy...

I’ll step in here and throw in a different perspective. All you guys saying Morata is trash and Morata shouldn’t start are just reacting emotionally. I don’t judge players on an emotional level. You guys just need to take a step back and clear your heads. Now, with that being said, this guy...

Will he ever score again?

Step 1) Lure to the roof of Mole Antonelliana Step 2) push off of said roof.

This fuckturd spends a Higher percentage of the match rolling on the ground than a chick in your average pornhub scene.

Alvaro Morata is FUCKING TERRIBLE. Dig a massive grave and throw his football career in there cause heeeee suckksssss.

Total madness. Without. Freddy Church, that would have been the biggest pillow fight ever. Arthur is all we got unless you wanna give Ramsey a run out there. MDS is not Beckham, not even Odell, he provides solidity at the back but if he doesn’t have miles of free space, the best he can do is...

Do you understand why he did this?? I’m asking cause I don’t really get it.