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    Cristian Molinaro

    :lol: :lol: :heart: Super Moli on track
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    The Wish List and General Discussion Thread

    central defender is a must, don't know how far Ariaudo is in terms of development. One winger is also needed. In personal aspect I really wish I could dance like indian. I really want to learn how to dance like this chick in blue dresses: :oops:
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    You’ve got a pussy I have a dick So, what’s the problem Let’s do it quick So take me now before it’s too late Life’s too short so I can’t wait Take me now, oh, don’t you see I can’t get laid in Germany :mark: :mark: :beer:
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    could we win anything this season..??

    Hello 中国常州 mate, I'm not familiar with chinese, mandarin (I like fruits), cantonese or whatever is there but could you tell me how to pronounce your name and what it does mean? Ok I can improvise: 中- that looks like a bottom 国- pint if beer...
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    Missing Members

    I missed all members. Hadn't posted for a while and forgot all of you. Not that I have good memory anyway but I love yall :dule:
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    [Serie A] Cagliari 2-0 Juventus, Nov 29th, 2009

    In midweek Juve lost to the French champions, yesterday they lost to Sardinian fishermen. No offence, I like fish. Next week - the calciopoli champions
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    Your Ideal World Cup Draw

    Who cares about the WC 2014? Certainly not the Maya. Have you watched 2012? We'll get drowned, all of us :cry: WC 2014 will be set under the water. I've started to save up, unfortunately I'll have collected 1 billion by the year of 2000012, it will be late I figure.
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    If you had to pick only one...

    Well I was born and I live in a country where "corruption" is a good word, your salary is big enough to feed family of rats, you get stuck in the traffic jams and it takes 1/3 of your time to get to your workplace ( but its better than the smell of fart, pensioners and onion in the public...
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    Your Ideal World Cup Draw

    No Bulgaria, no dream draw for me. I'd like to see more referee blunders, conspiracy theories, red cards, diplomatic scandals, exhibitionists running through the pitch, South Africa to the final, shocking wins for the underdogs and all that garnished with lakes of beer.
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    Why are Fifa/Uefa still waiting with the refereeing improvements?

    Come on guys? What's the football without match-fixing? I have a solution though. Nobody would complain if the referees look like this: come on, FIFA, we all know that only women know how to blow the whistle. Edit: Women-referees can always be spanked in front of all fans, if they make...
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    the Official Knee-Jerk reaction thread

    I blame Ferrara's glasses. His glasses are old-fashioned and ugly, and don't fit on his face, as a result the players are depressed by the look of them. The other thing is that the glasses seem to twist Ferrara's vision and he can't see what happens on the field and it looks like he watches...
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    Felipe Melo

    damn :andy2: I think that Secco will go for Trez-Grosso or Trez-Dossena swap deals now. And hopefully Napoli have signed Zuniga in order to sell Santacroce.
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    Zinedine Zidane

    Guys do you think that Zidane's son will lose his hair? I personally wouldn't buy him a comb as a present for his birthday.
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    Felipe Melo

    Fifie MELLOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm so excited so that I'll shit my pants!! ....from pleasure. Another champion, Diego, Melo and Momo in midfield. Soo exciting :beer: Secco you champ, if you sign a right back and keep Criscito I'll clean your shoes every day and flirt your fan so you feel cool in...
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    If not DAGO then who?

    Gago Shago? Are you kidding me? My girlfriend is tougher than him. Well even a one-legged spider is tougher than him. Gago can continue poking Guti's bum and never even come close to Turin.
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    A Thought Experiment

    What the hell has happened to this world! Stfu disgusting! We are human beings and not rabbits for fuck sake. If someone is a fan of cannibalism and think that the fella next to him is tasty, or his own mom/sister is sexy, or that Inter will succeed in the Champ league, then there is something...
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    Felipe Melo

    Bring Fifie Melo to Juve. Awesome player, a real beast in midfield. Put all the shit around ( Poulsen, Almiron, Tiago) for sale and take the Brazilian! Fifie Melo for a president!
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    PL matchday 43, Deadline, Saturday 23/05/09

    Liverpool - Tottenham 2:1 West Ham - Middlesbrough 1:2 Wolfsburg - W. Bremen 2:1 B. Munchen - VfB Stuttgart 2:1 Bordeaux - Monaco 2:1 Villareal - Valencia 2:1 Lecce - Fiorentina 1:2 Siena - Juventus 1:2
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    The Desi & Byrone Thread

    long live chennai !!! (or certain parts of it) I'm actually vegetarian, the only meat I put in my mouth (and suck) is female flesh (certain parts of it). So I don't eat cows.
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    The Desi & Byrone Thread

    are you allowed to have sex on a flying carpet ?