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    swag's 20k non-dedication thread

    OK, so reaching 20k posts is probably some kind of milestone. Even if posters like Jack, Andy, and Burke already lapped me twice. (Did I actually just say "lapped me"? :shifty:.) And here I joined Sept 22, 2003 with this lousy post on the Roma-Juve Sunday night match...
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    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    If you're new to Juventuz.com and would like to introduce yourselves, this is the place to say "hello"...
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    Lawnchair Bes: Inspiration for intrepid explorers everywhere

    This one's a Sunday morning tribute to you and your lawn chair, Besmir. You're an inspiration to us all.... and I, for one, salute you. :flag2: :analcanon: In today's New York Times... http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/13/weekinreview/13vinci.html The story even comes with your new avatar:
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    Sven-Goran Eriksson named Mexico's soccer coach

    In the El Chupadore department today... http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-mexico4-2008jun04,0,6221168.story Watch him get shot dead by a drug lord in Juarez... :sick: All hail the Svenchilada! Alex del Mexico, where are you?
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    [EU] Euro 2008 - General Trash Talk Thread

    [was: Closing. This doesn't need to be its own thread. Will merge with the Euro threads.] EDIT: On second thought, we could use a general Euro 2008 discussion thread that isn't focused specifically on the individual groups. I am retitling this and leaving it open for those general discussions...
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    Euro 2008 Fantasy Football

    Ah, for those chumps like me who wanna play for stupid pride. :juvefan2: EDIT: UPDATE! This old league was apparently blown away by the admins at UEFA with the switch from friendlies to the actual tournament. So we have a do-over situation as I outline here...
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    Juventus 0 - 1 Udinese

    Category: <b>Match Reports</b><br><br>Antonio Di Natale snatched a shock victory in Turin, as Alessandro Del Piero hit the woodwork three times for Juventus. The Bianconeri hoped to maintain their 100 per cent record and the Serie A leadership, facing an Udinese side with an identity crisis...
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    Italian Seri... er.. Super League?

    FYI, this is a duplicate thread from last week: http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22685 Will merge posts there.
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    Too much beer is bad for your sex life (in more ways than you think)

    Oh, the next pint is on me, Missy... :pint:
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    Cagliari 2 - 3 Juventus

    Category: <b>Match Reports</b><br><br>Juventus survived two and a half penalties, a red card and endless Gigi Buffon saves to win 3-2 at Cagliari in an epic battle. Claudio Ranieri returned to face the club where his career began in Serie C1 back in 1988-89, taking them to two consecutive...
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    Coppa: Juve tear up the Tardini: Parma 1 - 3 Juve

    Category: <b>Match Reports</b><br><br>Claudio Ranieri made a triumphant return to the Tardini, as Juventus knocked Parma out of the Coppa Italia 3-1. The Coach, who saved the Gialloblu from almost certain relegation last season, took the opportunity to test out the new midfield partnership of...
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    Juventus 5 - 1 Livorno

    Category: <b>Match Reports</b><br><br>From Juventus.com: In front of everyone with a super-poker! It couldn't have started any better. Juventus had an explosive start. They defeated Livorno 5-1, thanks in particular to a great finale (three goals in the last 10 minutes): a warning for...
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    Breaking news: Bill Murray arrested for drunk driving a golf cart in Sweden

    It's no wonder why I love that guy... http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2003848683_aebriefs23.html Jack -- be careful on the roads. :D
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    [POR] Superliga 2007/2008

    Anyone catch the opening Braga-Porto match today? Quaresma started off the season with major sickness as usual, scoring both goals in a 2-1 victory ... Porto's first there in four years. A brace of cracker goals, the game winner being on a free kick from the side of the box that rang around the...
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    2007-8 Yahoo Serie A Fantasy Football

    Why I continue to put up with this pathetic online game, who really knows? :cool: That said, as with previous seasons, it's up and working, in English: http://us.seriea.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football (Don't ask why there's an image of a sloppy cheeseburger on this Yahoo page -- I have no...
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    Juventus Member name thread

    In the spirit of the First Names Thread... With the introduction of the Juventus Member program (more on it in this thread), list your Juventus Member names here and we'll pair them up with your Juventuz names. Myself or the other mods can continue to update this first post. A Apropos...
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    GrandCentral

    Anybody else messing with this beta app at all? (http://www.grandcentral.com/) A more recent :google: acquisition, you get to choose a single phone number and have multiple phone devices mapped to it. From there you can have the control to pass calls between phones, to mutually share voice mail...
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    What Are Your Top Ten Footballers?

    Sorry dude. Old thread. Moving your post there: http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3393
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    Camo secures Juve contract

    Category: <b>General</b><br><br>Mauro Camoranesi has extended his contract with Juventus until 2010, announced his agent. The World Cup winner had warned only last night he would leave the club unless he received an increased salary. However, this evening a smiling Camoranesi walked into...
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    Happy Canada Day

    To all my Canuck friends and compatriots out there, Happy Canada Day. I plan to celebrate with a Labatt Blue, a liter of maple syrup, a half-dozen Tim Hortons, and a moose head on my lawn. :pint: Feel free to come on down for firearms, fake titties, expensive cigarettes, and screwed up...