Well, after my first ban Juve trashed Dortmund, so I gave myself another 10 day ban before the Monaco game. So now I'm giving myself 10 days bans before each CL game (wasn't 10 days between the Monaco games though). Of course it's retarded, but now I'm just going with it. :P
Maybe I can get a boat and sail all the way. Or maybe not even a boat, but a raft. That could be awesome. I'll sail right into the blue lagoon and scare all the tourists.