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    Jonathan David

    Ugh.
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    Douglas Luiz

    Hi baldie buddy. :D
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Sell him in 3 years, or wait for him to run out of his contract? :D
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    Dušan Vlahović

    So they sent us a pigeon or what?
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    Fabio Miretti

    Miretti can actually help the team right now.
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    Alberto Costa

    I understand you (we) guys are depressed over the state of this club and certain decisions we keep making regarding players we are rumored to want, actually buy, and/or sell, but this dude is nobody to lose sleep over, come on. Besides his speed, he always looked all over the place whenever I...
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    Douglas Luiz

    Solid steel, my friend, like the one we have had in our asshole for the last years. It only keeps getting deeper every Summer.
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    Douglas Luiz

    Oh no!
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    Balochistan Museum of Shaving (was: Gillette ups the ante, unveils 5-blade razor)

    I see, I guess not having any body hair is of extreme importance to you.
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    Balochistan Museum of Shaving (was: Gillette ups the ante, unveils 5-blade razor)

    @Siamak, you're calling me bald, but you're the most active person in this thread. :sheik:
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    Juventus Shirts

    That collar is fugly, what the hell Dai?
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I am just here to say @Alen is the best thing that has ever happened to this place. I haven't checked Tuz for a while, and I'm already laughing my ass off reading this thread. Any rumour which @AndreaCristiano mentions, always consider the total opposite to happen. I'm rooting for @Badass J...
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    Alberto Costa

    I think you wanted me to suck you off, Sia, based on your antics. https://ibb.co/4s9KP0J
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    Dušan Vlahović

    He is pure heart and I fucking love him for it.
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    Missing Members

    Fuck you Siamak.
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    F1 2025

    What can go wrong? :cool:
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    Dušan Vlahović

    You forgot his main strength; cheering up his teammates on the eventual referee/VAR decision against us.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Not even Cocofuckingmelon makes my daughter fall asleep as much as this team does.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    Dolt.