Recent content by Pirlo's Beard

We're so good at building an unlikeable, lazy Club with a style of play that would have fit in smoothly 4 decades ago Clearly all we were missing to compete was the man branded "Man Utds worst ever signing" I watched maybe 6 games last season. I'm gonna try and half that

Steroids age the fuck out of your face.

Basically our old 5th choice CB hasn't regressed. But we've regressed to the point the only 1 better than him in our back 3 is Bremer IF he's not damaged goods. But hey at least we give Atalanta and Fiorentina 90% of our yearly budget every season for attackers that score a goal every few weeks

Arthur was straight up crooked accounting tbf He & Pjanic were worth 20-30M each at a push. One was unfit and unwanted, one was about 10 games away from being officially washed

I still think that if you got a bang average but solid group of players & got them up to the fitness levels of a PL team you'd dominate Serie A. I guess in a way that's what Conte does. The way we "press" looks like clips from 50 years ago. Idk what your average Serie A coaching staff does for...

This guy is great & all but what about our defence? It's not just that they're kinda shit but we also lack a defence that can actually play under pressure If we're going for this 3421 looking formation we can't have 1 of our 2 CMs dropping back to get the ball every time. It was comical Vs...

I would never in a million years chase this type of player. But if its the only way to get rid of Vlahovic who's running down his contract otherwise then I guess it makes sense. At least Sancho MIGHT look good enough in Serie A to con somebody into buying him in a couple of years. Absolutely...

Seriously we need to stop buying from Fiorentina & Atalanta. I don't care if it looks like they've found the next Baggio.

I would at this stage keep Rugani and sign 2 more CBs. If we're playing 3 ATB but our CBs, even the first off the bench, are shit then we're absolutely screwed. There's no point sacrificing a midfielder for a 3rd CB if they're shitting up the place and leaking goals. Otherwise, scrap 3ATB. It...

This guy will be a bit of meme trivia in 20 years time. Absolute fraud.

Their defence has been ravaged with career changing injuries Their CL dominating midfield is finished and they decided the best way to fix that was to buy the world's most expensive left forward to compliment the eorlds 2nd most expensive left forward They may well spank us 2nd half with 40...

Maybe about 10 1/4 lb burgers with the bun

Was always disappointed in him back when we had THAT defence. But with how he's stabilised and how we've regressed, I don't see the point in getting rid of him for 5 euros when we're playing a back 3 filled with absolute jobbers.

How can I imagine multiple once in a lifetime level players brah?

Honestly if we get Kolo on loan again. Get a serie A level Journeyman back up, maybe a cheap wide option for rotation and spend the whole fucking budget on defenders.