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Mermaidah

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May 18, 2003
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Hey guys.....
Check this out..........
A parody of a song....

just imagine how they look
very hilarious.........:D :D :D

"Two Mighty Men At Arms" Originally by From
"Morientes And Raul" Parody by Jack Rudd

The setting for this song takes place, without any regard for credibility, in unspecified INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

MORIENTES: We're very famous Spanish players
RAUL: With very famous Spanish names
MORIENTES: Real go into debt to pay us
RAUL: But in return we win them games
MORIENTES: We're the ideal striking partners
RAUL: Young forwards study us in school
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: And always win
RAUL: And always win
BOTH: Because we both just keep our cool
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: And always win
RAUL: And always win
BOTH: We're Morientes and Raul!

RAUL: Fernando's strike rate is quite frightening
MORIENTES: Gonzalez' feet just seem to glide
RAUL: They say we move as fast as lightning
MORIENTES: As long as we're not caught offside
RAUL: We've won three European titles
MORIENTES: We're the Primera Liga's jewel
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: And always win
MORIENTES: And always win
BOTH: We make a goalie look a fool
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: And always win
MORIENTES: And always win
BOTH: We're Morientes and Raul

MORIENTES: We are Spain's mightiest protectors
RAUL: Against her old Italian foes
MORIENTES: Against her Maldinis and Nestas
RAUL: We should be charmed to come to blows
MORIENTES: Should they start pressing us, we'll show 'em
RAUL: What great defenders Spain can be
MORIENTES: But if they don't
RAUL: But if they don't
MORIENTES: We hope they won't
RAUL: We hope they won't
BOTH: We'll play them off the park with glee
MORIENTES: We play to win
RAUL: We play to win
MORIENTES: And always win
RAUL: And always win
BOTH: Morientes and Raul are we!


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Mermaidah

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    "The Fergusson Kicks Boot Which Hits Beckham Song" Parody by mat

    everybody's got their problems
    everybody's got a sense of humor
    everybody laughed at Beckham
    when they heard about the awful rumor
    that alex fergusson had kicked
    a football boot up and it hit
    Beckham square just above the eye
    I cant believe, it happened to him
    it happened to him

    this is a problem that their faced with an eye
    if Beckham sues i wouldnt be too surprised
    complications for the courts to decide
    repeated visions running thru his mind
    knowing all this, he could have missed
    someone else he could of hit,
    get back, step back, and as for this
    i cant believe

    partially, he cant see
    but what he does know for sure
    t'was fergie, t'was fergie
    who came storming thru the door
    partially, he cant see
    but what he does know for sure
    t'was fergie, t'was fergie
    who came storming thru the door
    now he's sore

    everybody's got their problems
    everybody's got a sense of humor
    everybody laughed at Beckham
    when they heard about the shoe

    partially, he cant see
    damaged eye and all he saw
    suddenly, suddenly
    a footie boot flew from the floor
    partially, he cant see
    but he knows fergie he saw
    kick laundry, kick laundry
    hit his eye and now its sore
    now its sore

    the one thing that mattered the most
    the FA cup they wanted to host
    they lost out went down 2-0
    gotta go back home feel ill
    arsenal kicked them out the cup
    fergie blasted and kicked the floor
    a footie boot flew up real high
    hit Beckham right in the eye
    :):):):)
     
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    Aug 27, 2003
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    mermeihdah they are soo cool where do u get them from? did u write them urself?
    lool..me and couple of my firends did one once its funny cos tacchi got an injure and we keep wonderin are those striped sokcs he wears or sumthin like that it was funny but stupid..
    but urs ae amazing!
    if u have more please post
    or if u have links to them and stuff please post!
     
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