Yago Pikachu (1 Viewer)

[adRHCP]

pokemon is the most fucken retarded thing to ever exist

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

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[ZoSo]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

 

[Fr3sh]

@Fr3sh Would you ever enter those Tournaments?

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They get crazy serious

Nah man never did

The question is, why were there 32 year-olds trading Yugioh cards and competing in that shit?

Arabic dubbing is the best; it always sounds hilarious.

There was hoby shop really close to my neighborhood, I used to go there to duel those older fat white guys and play for keeps. I remember one time, I played for keeps and then I won, dude was 34, he said I cheated and refuses to give me what he owed me. I went back home, talked to the older heads of the neighborhood ( some of them were drug dealers and what not), these dude did not fuck around. Went to the hobby shop with 5 older niggas pointed out the fat man got my shit and took extras.....

 

[Völler]

There was hoby shop really close to my neighborhood, I used to go there to duel those older fat white guys and play for keeps. I remember one time, I played for keeps and then I won, dude was 34, he said I cheated and refuses to give me what he owed me. I went back home, talked to the older heads of the neighborhood ( some of them were drug dealers and what not), these dude did not fuck around. Went to the hobby shop with 5 older niggas pointed out the fat man got my shit and took extras.....

 

[DAiDEViL]

pokemon is the most fucken retarded thing to ever exist

if serious.

 

[TheLaz]

Can't say i've seen him play but that surname.. I WANT

 

[ZoSo]

if serious.

very

 

[Nomuken]

Nah man never did



There was hoby shop really close to my neighborhood, I used to go there to duel those older fat white guys and play for keeps. I remember one time, I played for keeps and then I won, dude was 34, he said I cheated and refuses to give me what he owed me. I went back home, talked to the older heads of the neighborhood ( some of them were drug dealers and what not), these dude did not fuck around. Went to the hobby shop with 5 older niggas pointed out the fat man got my shit and took extras.....

Could just imagine if it went down like this

 

[DAiDEViL]

i can imagine @Fr3sh did not tell the truth and this is what actually happened:

Spoiler

 

[Nomuken]

Damn that plaza look near where I live

 

[zizinho]

@Fr3sh

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Pedroflu rates this kid too.

 

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