When shit happens (2 Viewers)

[JCK]

Taken from today's Metro:

A German guy was in his kitchen preparing food, the knife he's holding fell off his hand and landed on his foot cutting his toe off. He ran off to the bathroom to get paper to wrap around the bleeding, in the meantime his cat found the toe, took it and ran off to the woods.

 

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[Dragon]

That must have hurt a lot

 

[flieeeekke]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++
That must have hurt a lot

yes, probably

 

[Zlatan]

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That blows.

:LOL:

 

[Snoop]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++
That must have hurt a lot

no shit

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I bet he orgasmed it felt so good.

 

[Snoop]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I bet he orgasmed it felt so good.

him or the cat?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Him.

 

[Snoop]

I bet that cat had many orgasms with that finger

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It was a toe.



It wasn't fingered, it was toed!

 

[Snoop]

foot fetish

Just like Pado

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DA!

 

[arc]

does he play football ?

 

[Hambon]

man it would suck even worse if the cat was swooped up by a passing vulture and then shot by some hunter right into a lake and drown while being eatin up by random fish.....then only then would that niggha really be having a shit ass day

 

[3pac]

++ [ originally posted by hambon78 ] ++
man it would suck even worse if the cat was swooped up by a passing vulture and then shot by some hunter right into a lake and drown while being eatin up by random fish.....then only then would that niggha really be having a shit ass day

and somehow he ends up drinking his own toe in his jamba juice

 

[Hambon]

++ [ originally posted by Sir Sebastian ] ++




and somehow he ends up drinking his own toe in his jamba juice

hahaha or ends up in his plumbing which causes a pipe to burst which leads to massive flooding of his home which causes him to drown

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by hambon78 ] ++


hahaha or ends up in his plumbing which causes a pipe to burst which leads to massive flooding of his home which causes him to drown

Then his body washes out the 3rd story window into the street.

 

[Hambon]

and is then found by police with his severed toe lying beside him.......it would be funny if they chalk him and his toe....hahha

 

[3pac]

do they ever chalk the drops of blood around a body ?