What's the worst job you've had? (1 Viewer)

[Byrone]

One of my friends lost his job a few months back & he got into the human waste industry. He cleaned porter potties at $25 an hour & he saved up enough to start his own shit pot cleaning business.

What was the worst job you've had & what lengths would you go to, to put bread on the table? The worst job i've had was being a waiter. Having to deal with arrogant, cranky chefs, plus rude & penny pinching customers had me quitting less than 5hrs into the job.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Managing the back area where customers came to get larger items in the back of my local Orchard Supply Hardware.

It was a daily struggle not to lock certain other employees into the garbage incinerator.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

By worse do u mean worse paying job or disgusting to do job?

 

[Byrone]

By worse do u mean worse paying job or disgusting to do job?

Not so much about money but working conditions. I guess it varies person to person as some were more sheltered & spoilt than others.

 

[Kate]

I've been quite lucky that none of my jobs has been really bad.

The worst I'd say was being an animatrice (kind of like a camp counsellor) one summer for the children of Air France employees who came to England to learn English. I had never seen so many little shits in one place at one time. It did have its funny moments, though, like having to translate the tour of Old Trafford and seeing one of the particularly shitty ones smack his precious face into a wall at a waterpark.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Worst job?

Studying and paying for that.

 

[Byrone]

I've been quite lucky that none of my jobs has been really bad.

The worst I'd say was being an animatrice (kind of like a camp counsellor) one summer for the children of Air France employees who came to England to learn English. I had never seen so many little shits in one place at one time. It did have its funny moments, though, like having to translate the tour of Old Trafford and seeing one of the particularly shitty ones smack his precious face into a wall at a waterpark.

I glad you explained what an animatrice is, my mind was picturing a dominatrix in a anime costume. Did you ever come close to beating one of the kids & were you sworn at?

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Well my worst job was behind the bar at a club,all that booze and girls and music and you are not allowed to drink a lot.

Worse paying would be at the grocery store. Those two months were horrible,just horrible And once i was broke and has to play foreign santa in a remote chinese village in a school of 7-year olds. The village was so small there were no rail connecting it,so i had to travel for 2 days to reach it by road. All this and i got paid shit.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I've been quite lucky that none of my jobs has been really bad.

The worst I'd say was being an animatrice (kind of like a camp counsellor) one summer for the children of Air France employees who came to England to learn English. I had never seen so many little shits in one place at one time. It did have its funny moments, though, like having to translate the tour of Old Trafford and seeing one of the particularly shitty ones smack his precious face into a wall at a waterpark.

That sounds like you mixed together the words anime and dominatrix?

But I feel ya, being a camp counselor for spoiled kids is the worst job ever.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I glad you explained what an animatrice is, my mind was picturing a dominatrix in a anime costume.

Exactlty!

 

[.zero]

The worst job I've ever had?

Well one time Rab was doing his thing down there, but from the onset it seemed that his mind was elsewhere. So I went out in search of an asian donglover to finish shucking my corn with her mouthpiece. After a few unpleasant bumps she got me! I tell her no teeth! no teeth on it! But the Ms wang ended up grating my salami with her jagged rice-noodle-eating chompers.

Yep, it was a bad job indeed.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I've only had 2 jobs in my life. So if I had to choose, it would be being a technical printer troubleshooter for Americans for 2.5 years. And being good at it.

 

[FlavioJuve]

Well my worst job was behind the bar at a club,all that booze and girls and music and you are not allowed to drink a lot.

Worse paying would be at the grocery store. Those two months were horrible,just horrible And once i was broke and has to play foreign santa in a remote chinese village in a school of 7-year olds. The village was so small there were no rail connecting it,so i had to travel for 2 days to reach it by road. All this and i got paid shit.

How was that a bad job? I've been a bartender as well and I thought it rocked pretty hard!

 

[Byrone]

Well my worst job was behind the bar at a club,all that booze and girls and music and you are not allowed to drink a lot.

Worse paying would be at the grocery store. Those two months were horrible,just horrible And once i was broke and has to play foreign santa in a remote chinese village in a school of 7-year olds. The village was so small there were no rail connecting it,so i had to travel for 2 days to reach it by road. All this and i got paid shit.

I bet you kept the santa costume & fucked a few bitches in it.0

Exactlty!

I'm glad im not the only one with a dirty mind.

The worst job I've ever had?

Well one time Rab was doing his thing down there, but from the onset it seemed that his mind was elsewhere. So I went out in search of an asian donglover to finish shucking my corn with her mouthpiece. After a few unpleasant bumps she got me! I tell her no teeth! no teeth on it! But the Ms wang ended up grating my salami with her jagged rice-noodle-eating chompers.

Yep, it was a bad job indeed.

You need to hold on with all those porn movies.

I've only had 2 jobs in my life. So if I had to choose, it would be being a technical printer troubleshooter for Americans for 2.5 years. And being good at it.

Does it feel good depriving some american family of an income?

 

[Byrone]

How was that a bad job? I've been a bartender as well and I thought it rocked pretty hard!

Only if you got to bang hot chicks every night. I got shafted so many times with tips plus i couldn't leave the bar area until we cashed up. At that point some other perv picked up those horny girls that lost their inhibitions due to alcohol.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

How was that a bad job? I've been a bartender as well and I thought it rocked pretty hard!

I don't know if you would call it a drinking problem,but in that phase i was pretty much drowned in alcohol. So it sucked after a while when you had to turn down offers to do shots with the ppl. Also i did other work in the day that did not allow me to drink as well

 

[gray]

This one time, I was asked by a friendly (or so I thought) Polish bloke from Norway to moderate some forum he'd started......

 

[JuveJay]

When I was in sixth form (16-17) I worked as a cleaner (my nan was boss) part time for some change, emptying bins, vacuuming carpets, bit of mopping and dusting. I guess the job was the shittest I've done even if it was easy work, but it was the best banter of any job I had, met two girls there too I also did other stuff for money (no funny comments), but the cleaning job was 2 hours in the evenings so it was dead easy for £100 a week plus a bit added on for extras.

Other than that since I've been in full time work just regular, office based jobs, a bit of travelling. Actually, I very rarely do a bit of late cash in hand at my 'local' on a Friday behind the bar even though I don't actually stand behind the bar. Ah, lock ins. HMRC if you are reading this, blow me. Oh, and thanks for the big tax return.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Only if you got to bang hot chicks every night. I got shafted so many times with tips plus i couldn't leave the bar area until we cashed up. At that point some other perv picked up those horny girls that lost their inhibitions due to alcohol.

I agree,getting chicks was easy but i was in the only serious relationship i ever had So you can imagine why that sucked that bad.

I bet you kept the santa costume & fucked a few bitches in it.0

I had to make a few modifications to the suit for it to look more chinese and a bit like the red kung fu panda.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Well... I met this pretty, young thing but she had no idea what she was doing, and she wore braces That was surely the worst job I've had.