What happens when Enron and I and some beer get together. (1 Viewer)

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The Krazyman
#1
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#1
We needed some chili dogs, so Eazy-E and i roll out in the burke pimp-mobile to the local 40 store to hook up some of these chili dogs that are off the chain. We left and I was driving, I thought it would be funny if I pretended that I was in England and drove on the wrong side of the road, and turned the corner and started to spin my tires. This was easy since it was raining, and my pimp-mobile is a Toyota Tacoma. (Ohh, we were wasted.)

So I park back at the house we are patying at, get out, and there is this middle-aged bald man with glasses, looked nice until I saw his shirt said SHEPHERDSTOWN POLICE.

So this is the following conversation:

Burke: Is that a cop?
Enron: Yep. Shit. Im putting down the beer.

COP: Hey boy!
Burke: Ummm, yes sir??

COP:What the hell was that?
Burke:What do you mean, sir?

COP:Your tires were spinning.
Burke:Well sir, it is a truck and I have a light back end, so my tired spun when I took the turn.

COP:After the turn? What about the 200 FEET AFTER THAT???
Burke:Umm, I didn't know it was that long.

COP:Well it was.
Burke:Sorry, sir.
Enron: Sorry.

COP: Well, I could be a dick and make you take a field sobriety test, and I'm pretty sure you would fail. (I would have.) But I don't feel like taking you to jail.
Burke: Thank you, sir.
Enron: Thanks, sir.

COP: Well, get out of here and stop being an idiot.
Burke: Yes, sir.




And we went inside and talked about the cop like we owned him.

"That pig is lucky I kept my heater packed."
YEA! SHEEEEEEEEEET!
 

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Enron

Enron

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#11
Oct 11, 2005
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#11
we were screwed, but we got out, and kept drinking, the night was still young, which brings me to the next part of the story. we packed it in at around 430 or so and i got up the next morning at 630 and began drinking again, Jim beam, by 10 i was in the DC our nations capital. By 1130 another friend and myself were yelling at the cops and security guards about why we couldnt get into the IRS basement for our noon poker game using the nations tax dollars. We attempted to get in at the Federal Reserve, boy what i would give to play with saudi arabia's stack, we were turned away again. Why were not arrested and strip searched i do not know. some more national security improvements seem to be needed. Then we ate lunch which took almost 2 hours to eat half a deli sandwich. it was surreal cause this guy was playing uppright base, happy elevator music mostly, and there were tons of little kids lauighing. which made it seam like the carnival scene in Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas. the day ended with us getting lost in the national gallery for another 2 hours and barely catching our bus back to campus...
 
giovanotti

giovanotti

ONE MAN ARMY
#15
Aug 13, 2004
13,725
#15
++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
We needed some chili dogs, so Eazy-E and i roll out in the burke pimp-mobile to the local 40 store to hook up some of these chili dogs that are off the chain. We left and I was driving, I thought it would be funny if I pretended that I was in England and drove on the wrong side of the road, and turned the corner and started to spin my tires. This was easy since it was raining, and my pimp-mobile is a Toyota Tacoma. (Ohh, we were wasted.)

So I park back at the house we are patying at, get out, and there is this middle-aged bald man with glasses, looked nice until I saw his shirt said SHEPHERDSTOWN POLICE.

So this is the following conversation:

Burke: Is that a cop?
Enron: Yep. Shit. Im putting down the beer.

COP: Hey boy!
Burke: Ummm, yes sir??

COP:What the hell was that?
Burke:What do you mean, sir?

COP:Your tires were spinning.
Burke:Well sir, it is a truck and I have a light back end, so my tired spun when I took the turn.

COP:After the turn? What about the 200 FEET AFTER THAT???
Burke:Umm, I didn't know it was that long.

COP:Well it was.
Burke:Sorry, sir.
Enron: Sorry.

COP: Well, I could be a dick and make you take a field sobriety test, and I'm pretty sure you would fail. (I would have.) But I don't feel like taking you to jail.
Burke: Thank you, sir.
Enron: Thanks, sir.

COP: Well, get out of here and stop being an idiot.
Burke: Yes, sir.




And we went inside and talked about the cop like we owned him.

"That pig is lucky I kept my heater packed."
YEA! SHEEEEEEEEEET!
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Mr. Gol

Mr. Gol

Senior Member
#16
Sep 15, 2004
3,472
#16
++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
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