What Are You Doing Right Now? (258 Viewers)

[AFL_ITALIA]

Brunette with a huge ass

The best choice

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[GordoDeCentral]

I'm thinking about getting a chameleon as an exotic pet.Thoughts?

Get a pet that will help you get laid

 

[X Æ A-12]

just post a warning before you start killing people

seems a bit much... I would understand this response if I said tarantula or python but a color changing lizard is cool no?

 

[Bjerknes]

I haven't experienced that (yet?), but I can already tell by the name that I have a visceral hatred for it.

It's in the latest SAFe framework. Basically you have a planning and innovation sprint for a week or so after each PI. In a perfect world it would be cool, but for us we'd probably just keep working on delivery since it literally never ends and there's a million things in the backlog.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Get a pet that will help you get laid

so...dog? Would be cool but I would feel bad leaving it home alone for 8 hours on days I go into the office.

 

[swag]

blonde?

The obvious question here.

The pictures are amazing https://www.esa.int/Science_Explora...b_captures_rarely_seen_prelude_to_a_supernova

Wolf-Rayets are dope. I think they even once thought Eta Carinae could have been one for a while.

I'm thinking about getting a chameleon as an exotic pet.Thoughts?

Emotional support animal?

The best choice

Says the guy just a bridge and Todd & Timmy's severed heads away from New Jersey.

It's in the latest SAFe framework. Basically you have a planning and innovation sprint for a week or so after each PI. In a perfect world it would be cool, but for us we'd probably just keep working on delivery since it literally never ends and there's a million things in the backlog.

Uh, SAFe. Run, don't walk, away from that nonsense. SAFe is what you get when douchebags want to talk about being agile and nimble, but then want to scale it into a giant org with command & control by some fatass smoking a cigar at the top.

I have lots of great references of people making fun of SAFe., e.g.:
https://thecynefin.co/safe-the-infantilism-of-management/

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

It's in the latest SAFe framework. Basically you have a planning and innovation sprint for a week or so after each PI. In a perfect world it would be cool, but for us we'd probably just keep working on delivery since it literally never ends and there's a million things in the backlog.

Work on delivery?? Have you tried shoving clearly broken products out the door like we do? It's a great recipe for fun and success for all involved.

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Says the guy just a bridge and Todd & Timmy's severed heads away from New Jersey.

Unfortunately your common Staten Island elementary school teacher named Andrea Marie or something generally isn't built like that

 

[X Æ A-12]

Emotional support animal?

more like Ketamine lollipops trip companion

 

[swag]

more like Ketamine lollipops trip companion

I can see Kyle going to a music festival yelling at the hot chicks, "Lick my chameleon!"

 

[.zero]

Should I try ketamine?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

so...dog? Would be cool but I would feel bad leaving it home alone for 8 hours on days I go into the office.

Good point, then a cat. Choose a restaurant near you for dates and then go for a walk after, and casually mention your cat and show pics, "oh what we only a couple minutes away from mine if you wanna cuddle with my cat"

 

[Enron]

seems a bit much... I would understand this response if I said tarantula or python but a color changing lizard is cool no?

i worked at a petco in grad school, lizard guys were the strangest

 

[Enron]

Should I try ketamine?

only with cocaine

 

[U Picciriddu]

Wolf-Rayets are dope. I think they even once thought Eta Carinae could have been one for a while.

I find it fascinating that the chemical elements that we exist of are born during those explosions. It’s so big that it’s impossible to comprehend. The Earth fits a 1,3 million times into the sun while this star is 30 times as big as the sun. The very big (the universe) and the very small (quantum) are just absolutely fascinating, it’s almost impossible to understand it. Massive respect for scientist who dedicate their life’s in understanding this.

 

[Bjerknes]

Uh, SAFe. Run, don't walk, away from that nonsense. SAFe is what you get when douchebags want to talk about being agile and nimble, but then want to scale it into a giant org with command & control by some fatass smoking a cigar at the top.

I have lots of great references of people making fun of SAFe., e.g.:
https://thecynefin.co/safe-the-infantilism-of-management/

Some fair points in there. I don't think there is any methodology that is perfect, and a lot of times you have to adapt to what works for the customer anyway. Having the SAFe certification is making me more money from the fatasses though, so it's a win for me.

Work on delivery?? Have you tried shoving clearly broken products out the door like we do? It's a great recipe for fun and success for all involved.

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Unfortunately your common Staten Island elementary school teacher named Andrea Marie or something generally isn't built like that

Sure have. It's an incredible experience. Rushed an ERP system out the door in 6 months and nothing worked. It was all manual and was barely used. Waste of $$$$

 

[swag]

Some fair points in there. I don't think there is any methodology that is perfect, and a lot of times you have to adapt to what works for the customer anyway. Having the SAFe certification is making me more money from the fatasses though, so it's a win for me.

Rule #1 is: always make money from the fatasses

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Get a pet that will help you get laid

He already owns a gun, that's better than any pet.

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I'm thinking about getting a chameleon as an exotic pet.Thoughts?

Try a sugar glider, man. Mammals are so much easier. Ectotherms need heat lamps and timers and rocks and enclosures and shit.

 

[.zero]

I once had a colleague that collected sugar gliders

 

[swag]

Sounds like a euphemism for the labia of old ladies at the old folk's home

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sugar, though? Must have been WOCs.