What Are You Doing Right Now? (974 Viewers)

Byrone

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Sheik Yerbouti said:
The best one has to be 'Save a virgin. Do me instead'. :D

Fuck you. I'd put her on a pedestal and worship her if it came to it! :stuckup:
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I'm sure you would but she'd have to stand on the pedestal while she cooks & cleans the house all day for you.:agree:

Sheik Yerbouti said:
I don't consider it a job. I consider it social service! :stuckup:
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So why don't you lose some weight? Why don't you get Dusan to smile? Why don't you invent a condom strong enough to strecth & support Osman's deck? Why don't you get some pills to improve Nick & Melo's IQ's? Why don't you get some pills to help Burke & myself from losing hair?

You don't know the first thing about social service, pfft.
 

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Sheik Yerbouti

Sheik Yerbouti

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Byrone said:
I'm sure you would but she'd have to stand on the pedestal while she cooks & cleans the house all day for you.:agree:
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Obviously. Only way I'd let her off the pedestal is during intercourse.
Byrone said:
So why don't you lose some weight? Why don't you get Dusan to smile? Why don't you invent a condom strong enough to strecth & support Osman's deck? Why don't you get some pills to improve Nick & Melo's IQ's? Why don't you get some pills to help Burke & myself from losing hair?
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I already lost like 4 kgs in the past 2 months. I lack funds to create condoms and pills. As for Dusan, I know a lost cause when I see one.
 
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