What Are You Doing Right Now? (484 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

He can't do that. He's not creative in that way.

If they asked him how the pictures looked and what was on them - he'd say two giant penises probably and smile. Then end up in jail.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Foreigners are clowns mostly.

 

[Luca]

God,you really don't know how to lie

1) Have depressed look on your face.

2) Say that you don't care about your flooded house because something worser happened two days ago. Your grandma that was like mother to you and your best friend to your entire life,died.

3) Only memory you had about her was two Picasso paintings that she left you and now they are gone to.

4) Start crying and act like you'll commit suicide.

5) Come back next day,act like you don't care about money and bring hot blond with huge brests with you and let her ask how much money will they give you for those paintings.

It all makes logical sense up to step 5, why?!

 

[Lorena]

He can't do that. He's not creative in that way.

If they asked him how the pictures looked and what was on them - he'd say two giant penises probably and smile. Then end up in jail.

You think he is that stupid?

And I wouldn't agree that he isn't creative. He had some creative ideas about earning money on my lesbain porns and selling our child

 

[Lorena]

It all makes logical sense up to step 5, why?!

Which part doesn't make sense? That he doesn't care about money or that he'll bring blong babe with him and not one of his gay lovers?

 

[Kate]

6 months it is when u are in china,because basically u have no option than to learn the language...

i remember my earlier weeks...i used to call my dean of college by as "watchman" and the watchman of my community as "dean" because they both sound very damn similar[and at that moment they both looked the same ]...i pissed of my dean after 3-4 times and he told me to call him by name.
I always did fuck up while ordering food,we would order wiskey they would bring fish,we would order potato they would bring frog.

I have made plenty of those errors, too, though probably nothing quite as amusing as French and Italian are quite similar.

Trying now to decide what to get my boyfriend for his birthday, which is tomorrow. He keeps insisting he doesn't want anything :/

 

[Luca]

Which part doesn't make sense? That he doesn't care about money or that he'll bring blong babe with him and not one of his gay lovers?

I think standing on top of the insurance company building would make more sense following on.
If he was going to have a hot babe, it would only put B off completely.

 

[Lorena]

I think standing on top of the insurance company building would make more sense following on.
If he was going to have a hot babe, it would only put B off completely.

That's a good idea! He could act like drama queen and maybe they'll have more mercy

 

[.zero]

Foreigners are clowns mostly.

And they smell and talk with funny accents

 

[Enron]

I jizz on funny accents.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I jizz on funny accents.

Everyone does

 

[Luca]

That's a good idea! He could act like drama queen and maybe they'll have more mercy

Byrone is the queen of all drama queens, he always makes such a fuss over me

 

[Lorena]

Byrone is the queen of all drama queens, he always makes such a fuss over me

Why over you?

 

[.zero]

Byrone is the queen of all drama queens, he always makes such a fuss over me

Nah, he's just a queen

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

And they smell and talk with funny accents

Like my man Mohammed from Afghanistan, grew up in Iran, nigga runs a neighborhood news stand, a wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist, initiated at eleven to be a terrorist. He sent bombs in bottles of Champagne, when niggas popped the cork, niggaz lost half they brain...

I jizz on funny accents.

I just jizz funny.

 

[.zero]

Like my man Mohammed from Afghanistan, grew up in Iran, nigga runs a neighborhood news stand, a wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist, initiated at eleven to be a terrorist. He sent bombs in bottles of Champagne, when niggas popped the cork, niggaz lost half they brain...


I just jizz funny.

I love me some Genius

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[JMilwaukeeK]

I just got attacked by the universities mascot. He made me take a free ticket to the Mens Basketball game. Why would I want to sit by myself in a huge arena while watching Valparaiso beat us by +20points?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I read that as: "He made me take a free kick at the Men's Basketball team...."

 

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