.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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ßüякε;2447747 said:
Funnny story for you guys:

Last night I was playing Call of Duty online and I got into this game with a couple of my friends, and the shit talking started. These guys we were up against we apparently on a huge winning swtreak and they started talking about how we were faggots and they were going to beat us and rape us at the game.

So I just got pissed off because they had not played the game yet and were already talking trash, so i just went off, PsyOp style.

I started buying into their "you're a faggot talk" by saying I would suck all of them off and let them blow their loads on my face, et cetera, here are some of the great lines:

Me: Yo, you think you're hardcore?
Guy: Yea, I'm fuckin' hardcore...
Me: If you think you're that hardcore, why don't you come over here and put your dick in my mouth?

Guy: You guys are faggots!
Me: So what? I just want to suck your cocks.
Guy(s): Ohh man, we're playing with faggots....
Me: YEA, and you might beat me at this game, but after it, I'm still going to fuck you.

It was so great, and the best part was we beat their asses and part of it had to be because they thought a gay guy was beating them, it got right in their head.
:lol:

Beautiful
 

Red

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Nov 26, 2006
47,023
Some guy just walked past my house wearing a white adidas track top with 'Der Bomber' and a picture of Gerd Muller on the back.

Looked well smart.
 

Hust

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May 29, 2005
93,716
Walking down Embassy row in DC. Walked by a demonstration at the Indonesian embassy about 2 political prisoners.

Trying to find the Italian embassy and start my demonstration about the Serie A catastrophe and the citys poor supply of authentic italian meatballs.
 

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