What Are You Doing Right Now? (156 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What up, Sundays strollers

It's monday here already.

I usually get five too but I'm going away to a wedding at the beach

Beach? Wow... lovely.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pavs and Hank still have their best years in front of them, and I would not trade them for the overrated media whore that is Cindy Crosbeak. I hope he dies in a car accident. Maybe Heatley can run him into a bus at 60 mph.

That's just stupid, he leads the league in goals.

Can I stay with you???

For sex.

 

[Dragon]

Beach? Wow... lovely.

Why wow?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Why wow?

I was thinking about all the girls in bikinis there.

 

[Eddy]

Burke, regarding that congress shit, Yea, they accepted it 23 to 22 but Obama and evil queen Clinton want that shit blocked to "not damage Turkey's relations". They say one thing, they do the opposite.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That shit is gay as fuck.

Step their game up, although I understand the need for good relations with Turkey as we have a bunch of military bases there.

 

[Martin]

Can I stay with you???

Molto dispiaciuto. You see, there was an extra mattress in the house, on which various famous personalities have spent the night in the past, but it seems to have disappeared (wasn't even mine), which means I only have sleeping space for one.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Which famous persons?

 

[Martin]

Which famous persons?

Famous among my family and friends. You might even saying belonging to that group.

 

[Dragon]

I was thinking about all the girls in bikinis there.

Ohh haha! We have to wear a formal dress unfortunately

Molto dispiaciuto. You see, there was an extra mattress in the house, on which various famous personalities have spent the night in the past, but it seems to have disappeared (wasn't even mine), which means I only have sleeping space for one.

That's too bad. It's okay though, I'm not a fan of winter

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Okay, which of you Eastern European jokers invented "Slavica Bocokić" on facebook?

Has to be a joke, look her up.

 

[Bjerknes]

That's just stupid, he leads the league in goals.

The media has a very short memory.

 

[Dragon]

Okay, which of you Eastern European jokers invented "Slavica Bocokić" on facebook?

Has to be a joke, look her up.

Haha did she add you?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"She" sent me a message.

 

[Dragon]

Weird. What did it say?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"Hi Burke!"

 

[Dragon]

It's obviously a fake, she only has three friends and her profile picture HAS to be photoshopped!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh, no doubt.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yo, Drew, I just got the new SI Swimsuit Issue, has about 15 pages of half-naked winter Olympic athletes and the girlfriends/wives/fiancees of: Schweinsteiger, Dempsey, Crouch, and Vieri.

Beth Dempsey is HOTTTTTTTTTT, plus she's English.

 

[Hust]

In a hot tub at my hotel