What Are You Doing Right Now? (771 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I can't. She's in a rebound because she broke up with me because she didn't believe I loved her.

Then convince her. If she still doesn't believe, then end this so that you won't need to keep going back to her like pothead going to a drug dealer.

 

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[.zero]

I just tell the ladies:

face down, ass up

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Then what the hell are you doing here when it's 10 am overhere? You should develop a social life without juventuz sheikmeister.....

just kidding

I'm socially handicapped.

And no, I'm not kidding. Actually, I really am kidding. : D

 

[Trezegol17]

Stop smoking that shitty grass sheik, it's not doing you any good

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I just tell the ladies:

face down, ass up

and always do it at their house with a "please help" sms from one of your buddies readily available

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm socially handicapped.

And no, I'm not kidding. Actually, I really am kidding. : D

That's okay. Just get very rich.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

and always do it at their house with a "please help" sms from one of your buddies readily available

You have too much manners.

 

[Trezegol17]

Wow, Mourinho almost got stabbed at the airport by some crazy guy last friday :s

 

[swag]

Wow, Mourinho almost got stabbed at the airport by some crazy guy last friday :s

Bayern fan?

 

[Trezegol17]

Bayern fan?

It was at the airport of Alvedro A Coruna and his bodyguard got hurt.
They didn't said anything about a motiv.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Stop smoking that shitty grass sheik, it's not doing you any good

I didn't smoke any grass, let alone shitty grass, for 3 years, and it made ZERO difference.

Fact is, I can't stand this world. I can't stand society and all the things you need to do to be socially acceptable. Socializing is a pain. Especially for a guy like me who is bald in the head, got a penis the size of a fuckin' peanut, and virtually non-existant self esteem. Every day is full of pain, suffering and misery, all hidden under a smile, few jokes and a sense of purpose achieved from the work I do, when in fact, the day's not far when I'll jump off a building with a smile on my face as I look into the sky and say "fuck this life"!
Still kidding. Relax people. : D

That's okay. Just get very rich.

That's the plan, yes.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

But don't change who you are, Sheiky.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

But don't change who you are, Sheiky.

I'll always remember my roots.

 

[Trezegol17]

Life is to good to be down Sheik, you always have us!!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

You have too much manners.

i am always open to new methods, though i must admit my preference is rather the velvet glove-ish

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Life is to good to be down Sheik, you always have us!!

I know, bro. Why do you think I spend so much time here? The people aren't harsh, the girls at least pretend like you look great, and no one really looks down upon you like people in "real life" do. Life's really better this way for me. Fuck real people and their fake lives.

PS: I can't believe I'm spilling all this shit here. Must be that movie I saw just now!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I didn't smoke any grass, let alone shitty grass, for 3 years, and it made ZERO difference.

Fact is, I can't stand this world. I can't stand society and all the things you need to do to be socially acceptable. Socializing is a pain. Especially for a guy like me who is bald in the head, got a penis the size of a fuckin' peanut, and virtually non-existant self esteem. Every day is full of pain, suffering and misery, all hidden under a smile, few jokes and a sense of purpose achieved from the work I do, when in fact, the day's not far when I'll jump off a building with a smile on my face as I look into the sky and say "fuck this life"!
Still kidding. Relax people. : D

That's the plan, yes.

forgive my bluntness, but it seems to me your problem is you're a chicken

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

forgive my bluntness, but it seems to me your problem is you're a chicken

Somebody give this guy a medal.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Please don't make any rash decisions, Sheik.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

well take it as you like, point is you're healthy, got a steady income, and a loving family with no major trauma to speak of(correct me if i'm wrong) you got all it takes so its up to you to either live life or cower in your house.