Just make a funny face and say "Aye De Mio" then laugh in a deep voice after everything you say and you'll be golden. If you can wear a baby blue tux and beat a snare drum while you speak... even better.
...the Seas will run red with blood, you and I are going to die, locusts will eat the world, cats and dogs will live together, my mom will have a sex change, pigs will fly, it will rain skittles, it will get much worse.....
Yo, I'm heading down there tomorrow for Spring Break. You better be available for some fun at Beerhouse...