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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.
E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.
 

acmilan

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Nov 8, 2005
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E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.
I think you could have stopped at just "Eating at a Russian McDonalds". The rest is kind of implied.
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
I just pitched something the size of Tennessee. I'd say that I might want to call up to TVA, but that's probably a neighborhood in Copenhagen. :pumpkin:



I prefer my fries naked, because they should stand on their own if made well enough. But if you must mask them with some bodily fluid, I've seen Pulp Fiction...
Day 2, flush 17.

The turd seems to be here for the long run. Might be time to get the emergency services involved
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.
C & D at the same time

I think the sheer euphoria would make your heart explode
 

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