Weston “Immovable” McKennie (28 Viewers)

[zizinho]

Garbage
Sell

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Lion]

There’s no way we bought him because of his footballing abilities. He’s an average player from Schalke and below par at everything a midfielder should be good at.

Does anyone else think that we only bought him because he’s American?

American players do have a lot of marketing potential after all. It’s probably the same reason why Barcelona bought that mediocre fullback called Dest.

nope. americans don't buy football jerseys. they buy guns, burgers, nike shoes, iphones, trucks, subscriptions to evangelical tv, and NFL jerseys.

they buy more golf shirts than football shirts

 

[X Æ A-12]

nope. americans don't buy football jerseys. they buy guns, burgers, nike shoes, iphones, trucks, subscriptions to evangelical tv, and NFL jerseys.

they buy more golf shirts than football shirts

There are more soccer fans in the US than there are people in Canada

 

[Akshen]

Just offload this brainless footballer

 

[Lion]

There are more soccer fans in the US than there are people in Canada

yeah and they watch epl and mls. not serie a. the 25 italians from new york don't countr

 

[icemaη]

His flicks

 

[Arcticdaly]

Lifetime contract.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Terrible game. Him and Bentancur in the center is pure backpassing cancer but "hurr durr no understand why Dybala drop deep?"

 

[Post Ironic]

There are more soccer fans in the US than there are people in Canada

That’s a good thing for us Canadians. We aren’t overrun by immo criminals because of it. Right @lgorTudor

 

[JCK]

Enough McKennie. The free ticket has an expiry date

 

[Akshen]

Terrible game. Him and Bentancur in the center is pure backpassing cancer but "hurr durr no understand why Dybala drop deep?"

If Benta is bad them I have no idea how I would rate this guy, probably some -10 grade

 

[Lion]

all his decisions were wrong today.

honestly i think he can be better than this. more useful but today was a bad day. probably didn't get his burger today. does spezia have mcdonalds in city?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

all his decisions were wrong today.

honestly i think he can be better than this. more useful but today was a bad day. probably didn't get his burger today. does spezia have mcdonalds in city?

 

[lgorTudor]

That’s a good thing for us Canadians. We aren’t overrun by immo criminals because of it. Right @lgorTudor

Your cuntry got dealt the asian demographic. Not very dignified to poke those cuntries who got dealt the zoo demographic.

 

[Enron]

That’s a good thing for us Canadians. We aren’t overrun by immo criminals because of it. Right @lgorTudor

I’m more worried about the 600k illegal Canadians living amongst us, ready to pounce at any moment.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Any one of them could have a bag of milk

 

[Post Ironic]

I’m more worried about the 600k illegal Canadians living amongst us, ready to pounce at any moment.

They mostly old white snowbirds. I don’t think the doing any pouncing. They might hit you with a walker or a cane tho

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Your cuntry got dealt the asian demographic. Not very dignified to poke those cuntries who got dealt the zoo demographic.

Asians mostly assimilate well, and quiet, hardworking, respectable folk. Trying to take over the world, of course, so there’s that…

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Any one of them could have a bag of milk

or a bottle of maple syrup

 

[Dostoevsky]

There’s no way we bought him because of his footballing abilities. He’s an average player from Schalke and below par at everything a midfielder should be good at.

Does anyone else think that we only bought him because he’s American?

American players do have a lot of marketing potential after all. It’s probably the same reason why Barcelona bought that mediocre fullback called Dest.

What marketing potential? Their fans probably don't even attent matches, it's like 1% of their fanbase that will go to Turin. I highly doubt we're getting much from jersey, it's McKennie, not Ronaldo. As for subscription, again, I doubt it takes a big share of our profit.

 

[Xperd]

If you watch ESPN FC, they heavily promote mediocre American players even if they're playing bad.

Even over there, you see them promoting guys like Pulisic, Dest and Reyna over this bum lol

 

[Lion]

I’m more worried about the 600k illegal Canadians living amongst us, ready to pounce at any moment.

Just avoid Florida. You will be fine.

You should be avoiding Florida anyway.

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