Weston “Immovable” McKennie (19 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

I fully expect the Dzeko thread to look similar to this.

 

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[piotrr]

@Mark
Badass McKennie

it needs to be done to temper those 'muricans

 

[Kopanja]

@Mark
Badass McKennie

it needs to be done to temper those 'muricans

Poor guy didn't do nothing wrong, why throw him under the bus like that?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

he looks truly in love

 

[piotrr]

pro athlete vs some burger eater

 

[Hust]

I fully expect the Dzeko thread to look similar to this.

I have my ideas.

 

[Alen]

"Even his passing can become essential assists for his teammates"

0 assists in 28 matches for Schalke last season.

 

[vodka]

"Even his passing can become essential assists for his teammates"

0 assists in 28 matches for Schalke last season.

Yeah there is no reason to believe our strikers can shoot on goal, nevermind scoring

 

[Post Ironic]

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Hash fucking tag #MuricanDream

Actually, he’s living #ItalianDream.

If he was living #MuricanDream he’d be playing for pennies on the dollar for some 5th rate turdbucket MLS side, competing for tinpot trophies, eating too many double Big Macs, worried about catching Covid from anti-masker or getting shot by the police every time he drives his 1980s Geo Metro home after a match.

 

[il brutto]

Going to be great press for Juve and Serie A when he gets the Cagliari treatment. Perhaps there is a silver lining to having empty stadiums.

 

[Hust]

Actually, he’s living #ItalianDream.

If he was living #MuricanDream he’d be playing for pennies on the dollar for some 5th rate turdbucket MLS side, competing for tinpot trophies, eating too many double Big Macs, worried about catching Covid from anti-masker or getting shot by the police every time he drives his 1980s Geo Metro home after a match.

You love this country. I know you do.

 

[Nedved96]

pro athlete vs some burger eater

There’s no way that comparison is accurate. McKennie is black.

 

[Gagi]

 

[Juventino2019]

There’s no way that comparison is accurate. McKennie is black.

Ronaldo the type of guy who'll do a penis enlargement surgery

 

[Gagi]

Ronaldo the type of guy who'll do a penis enlargement surgery

hell no

he would put some weights

 

[Juventino2019]

hell no

he would put some weights

Didn't know you can do that

 

[Snobist]

I hope he is not our last midfielder signing. Otherwise we’re screwed. If we dont manage to get Aouar, i hope we acquire a real midfielder Locatelli.

 

[DanielSz]

I hope he is not our last midfielder signing. Otherwise we’re screwed. If we dont manage to get Aouar, i hope we acquire a real midfielder Locatelli.

if Khedira gets terminated as expected, another mid will arrive, although it might be someone from the u23. I’m still holding out hope for Locatelli though.

 

[GarfielD]

if Khedira gets terminated as expected, another mid will arrive, although it might be someone from the u23. I’m still holding out hope for Locatelli though.

How do you know that? Sami is out of the team anyway, its not like we would need a replacement if we get rid of him.

 

[DanielSz]

How do you know that? Sami is out of the team anyway, its not like we would need a replacement if we get rid of him.

They’re not (or they shouldn’t) going to go into the season with 5 mids, especially when one of them is Ramsey, who’s always injured. Just for reference, they started last season with 7 mids.