Types Of Women (2 Viewers)

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
#1
What type of woman do you have...

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER .

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
 

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Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
#2
u of all ppl should know that woman ALWAYS remember what u say, cause they love to hit u with "but u said" at their convenience.

i love the ram woman,bang her & she dont holla at ya.:p
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
#8
hambon said:
What type of woman do you have...

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
my basic needs are all i ever want served:eyebrows:
 

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