reading byrone's thread about hat to do in a supermarket i remembered this one..
theres actually 50 but here are a few highlights:
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
20. Meow occasionally.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
34. Play the harmonica.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
41. Bring a chair along.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
ahaha im so taking my razor and shaving foam next time i use the elevator, maybe even wearing a bathrobe.
theres actually 50 but here are a few highlights:
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
20. Meow occasionally.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
34. Play the harmonica.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
41. Bring a chair along.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
ahaha im so taking my razor and shaving foam next time i use the elevator, maybe even wearing a bathrobe.
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