In an internet cafe in Rome and a basement of a slum in the states Andy and Nick have another early evening Skype meeting.
Nick: Say Andy I am worried, I can not make any friends in real life. In Jventuz everyone loves me and I have my own thread and all but in the real world it just won’t translate.
Andy: I cant see why not Nick, you're a nice guy, you’re funny and you know loads about that Italian ex-PM with the small willy.
N: Hmmm.. I don't know about that, that made Kiaser Franco stop calling me.
A: Maybe Juventuz isn't the right place to find friends. Have you tried dating websites?
N: No. I can't put my picture online because I look like Christian Vieris Dad and people want my autograph and stuff like that.
A: Oh. What about that Facebook? Me and Burke use that to try and persuade girls to show us their bits on webcam.
N: I can’t use Facebook, I don’t have any friends. I’d look unpopular.
A: Unless… you set up a Facebook, add all the people of Juventuz that have one and look like one of the 'I can't really be bothered putting a picture online, I don’t take it that serious' kind of guy?
N: That could work. I’m gonna try that. Thanks Andy.
A: Anytime. Hey dood I got to go, I'm expecting Burke over and I need to go pick up some 40s, the Devil Wears Prada and a few bottles of poppers.
N: Sure. Have a good night.
A: I will, we're going to play with pretend guns and all!
N: Wow. You dogs are crazy.
A: Alright later man.
N: Ciao.
Nick: Say Andy I am worried, I can not make any friends in real life. In Jventuz everyone loves me and I have my own thread and all but in the real world it just won’t translate.
Andy: I cant see why not Nick, you're a nice guy, you’re funny and you know loads about that Italian ex-PM with the small willy.
N: Hmmm.. I don't know about that, that made Kiaser Franco stop calling me.
A: Maybe Juventuz isn't the right place to find friends. Have you tried dating websites?
N: No. I can't put my picture online because I look like Christian Vieris Dad and people want my autograph and stuff like that.
A: Oh. What about that Facebook? Me and Burke use that to try and persuade girls to show us their bits on webcam.
N: I can’t use Facebook, I don’t have any friends. I’d look unpopular.
A: Unless… you set up a Facebook, add all the people of Juventuz that have one and look like one of the 'I can't really be bothered putting a picture online, I don’t take it that serious' kind of guy?
N: That could work. I’m gonna try that. Thanks Andy.
A: Anytime. Hey dood I got to go, I'm expecting Burke over and I need to go pick up some 40s, the Devil Wears Prada and a few bottles of poppers.
N: Sure. Have a good night.
A: I will, we're going to play with pretend guns and all!
N: Wow. You dogs are crazy.
A: Alright later man.
N: Ciao.
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