The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (52 Viewers)

[Alex-444]

 

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[Byrone]

kasaki the thug & Nate the nerd.

 

[Mohad]

Exactly.

 

[Byrone]

But of course Nate would probably say, beat it chicken head.

 

[Mohad]

And start walking while singing "chicken chicken always into some dumb shit, shuolda paid ya light bill"

 

[PhRoZeN]

Joke/Funny Pic Thread, couldnt decide so im posting in here.

Mujib was Trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujib, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your language skills. The unless you pass it, you can not qualify for this job. '
Mujib said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujib thought for a Few Minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujib said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
yellow, this is Mujib. '
Mujib now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to Him.
I know I have.

 

[Stevie]

 

[SABSAB]

Joke/Funny Pic Thread, couldnt decide so im posting in here.

Mujib was Trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujib, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your language skills. The unless you pass it, you can not qualify for this job. '
Mujib said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujib thought for a Few Minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujib said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
yellow, this is Mujib. '
Mujib now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to Him.
I know I have.

 

[PhRoZeN]

bah, dunt care, goes with the caption :sick:

 

[Lion]

Is there a guide to what all the toon faces mean about somewhere? (i dont know what else to call them)

google know your meme

then look for rage comics

 

[Fake Melo]

 

[Cheesio]

 

[Tommy]

 

[Raz]

ah.. Friends

 

[Ford Prefect]

Theres a lot of mysticism surrounding crocs in Africa, especially on the west coast. Doesn't suprise me.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Theres a lot of mysticism surrounding crocs in Africa, especially on the west coast. Doesn't suprise me.

Care to elaborate?

 

[Byrone]

In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.

 

[Raz]

In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.

Ok ok, but most importantly - does it help?

 

[Hængebøffer]

In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.

Didn't know they also do that with crocs.

 

[X Æ A-12]

In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.

I heard having sex with children is considered a cure for HIV in S. Africa? Is that true?