The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (59 Viewers)

PhRoZeN

Livin with Mediocre
Mar 29, 2006
16,931
Joke/Funny Pic Thread, couldnt decide so im posting in here.



Mujib was Trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujib, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your language skills. The unless you pass it, you can not qualify for this job. '
Mujib said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujib thought for a Few Minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujib said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
yellow, this is Mujib. '
Mujib now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to Him.
I know I have.
 

SABSAB

Snoop Stinks
Dec 10, 2008
10,832
Joke/Funny Pic Thread, couldnt decide so im posting in here.



Mujib was Trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujib, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your language skills. The unless you pass it, you can not qualify for this job. '
Mujib said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujib thought for a Few Minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujib said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
yellow, this is Mujib. '
Mujib now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to Him.
I know I have.
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.
Ok ok, but most importantly - does it help?
 

Hængebøffer

Senior Member
Jun 4, 2009
25,185
In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.
:tup:

Didn't know they also do that with crocs.
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
87,962
In Ghana, they take male lizzards & chop off their tails. Then they cut them in pieces which have to be inserted into the penis. That's their cure for erectile dysfunction & premature ejaculation. So obviously they believe the bigger the lizzard, the better the cure. You won't believe what they do with gorillas, snakes & even domestic pets.
I heard having sex with children is considered a cure for HIV in S. Africa? Is that true?
 

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