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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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#1
This thread is for people to give their descriptions and full recipes of the food they enjoy to prepare and eat. I love food and enjoy preparing it as well, but some recipes require the master's touch, which I don't have being simply a college student. Whether it be Italian, Lebanese, Croat, German, English, or anything... post your recipes of your favorites here.

When I have tried to make gnocchi, which is on two occasions, I have let the mashed potatoes sit out to cool after I skinned them ASAP from boiling pot of water. That was the easy part. However, then I tossed the flour and egg over the patotoes, needing it into a single ball, but no matter what I did, the consistency of the ball was always sticky. And I know the golden rule of gnocchi... sticky dough is not a good sign. When we had dinner, my parents thought it was good, but I thought it wasn't anywhere near what I order in a traditional trattoria. I sort of thought it was far too potato-y. I'm not an Italian-American, however I love pasta. But some pasta is just so damn hard to make.

Could you give me a full description bro?
 

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Mark

The Informer
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Dec 19, 2003
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#2
I've made gnocchi a couple of times and what I do is if there's 3 people that are gonna eat the I put 3 potatoes(medium size).

I boil those f*ckers and then when they are warm I start adding the flour a bit at a time until I get a nice solid round ball.

I then cut them up and made the lines with a fork or a special thing to make them.

If they're too soft just put them in the freezer 5-10min with nothing on them. Take em' out and put them in a ziplock bag or cook them if you're ready to eat.

Don't forget the salt in the water when you boil the pasta and the potatoes earlier(I think). Been a while I didn't make those. I'm pretty sure I don't put any eggs.

Have a nice drink of red wine with that and some p*ssy for dessert.

:pint:
 

3pac

Alex Del Mexico
May 7, 2004
7,206
#3
Quesadilla:

Put cheese in a tortilla and microwave it then eat it.

Taco:

Put Cheese and Meat and Salsa in a taco shell and eat it.

Burrito:

Put Cheese and Meat and Salsa and Beans and Guacamole in a Tortilla and eat it.

Nachos:

Put Burrito ingredients on top of Tortilla Chips and eat it.

Enchilada:

Put Salsa and Cheese on top of Burrito and eat it.

Flautas:

Make little Burritos and eat it.

Chinga Madre Wey:

Shit on a plate and serve it to the Cholo Cutthroat down the street.
 
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Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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    I've made gnocchi a couple of times and what I do is if there's 3 people that are gonna eat the I put 3 potatoes(medium size).

    I boil those f*ckers and then when they are warm I start adding the flour a bit at a time until I get a nice solid round ball.

    I then cut them up and made the lines with a fork or a special thing to make them.

    If they're too soft just put them in the freezer 5-10min with nothing on them. Take em' out and put them in a ziplock bag or cook them if you're ready to eat.

    Don't forget the salt in the water when you boil the pasta and the potatoes earlier(I think). Been a while I didn't make those. I'm pretty sure I don't put any eggs.

    Have a nice drink of red wine with that and some p*ssy for dessert.

    :pint:
    Word, bro. I added a hell of a lot of salt to the boiled water, as that is what most recipes state. Most gnocchi I've had doesn't taste like potato whatsoever, however mine did, so that is worrying. It was also far too heavy... it was like I was eating chinese fried dumplings in pasta sauce (okay, it wasn't that bad, but the outsides felt the same way).

    Perhaps I just need advice on proportions and how to bring all the ingrediants together in a ball.
     

    3pac

    Alex Del Mexico
    May 7, 2004
    7,206
    #5
    Word, bro. I added a hell of a lot of salt to the boiled water, as that is what most recipes state. Most gnocchi I've had doesn't taste like potato whatsoever, however mine did, so that is worrying. It was also far too heavy... it was like I was eating chinese fried dumplings in pasta sauce (okay, it wasn't that bad, but the outsides felt the same way).

    Perhaps I just need advice on proportions and how to bring all the ingrediants together in a ball.
    Nobody named "Andy" or "Andrew" can possible make quality gnocchi.
     

    Carlo D

    The Jazz Man
    May 27, 2007
    660
    #9
    The secret is to add flour a little at a time & often, rather than trying to get a perfect dough straight away. For 4 people, take 4 large potatoes (baking potato size) or 6 smaller size. Boil in slightly salted water, mash, leave to cool. Add 1 beaten egg & again just a little salt. Then add flour, a little at a time, mixing it in as you do. Once the mix becomes like a soft rather than firm dough, thinly sprinkle some more flour over, & form your ball of dough. Like everything else, practice will tell you when you have the right consistency. In the meantime you should be fine with putting a coating of flour on your pastry or rolling board, & pushing your dough flat by hand. If it is still sticky, sprinkle a thin amount of flour across the top. Divide into 4 parts, & add a sprinkling of flour across the top of each if still sticky. Roll by hand your 1'st "tube" of dough, & cut into log shapes of about 1" each. Roll a fork gently across each one from top to bottom on a separate floured board, plate, or work surface to form the ribbed shape. Lay your gnocchi on a plate covered thinly with flour, & sprinkle a thin coating over them if you are not going to boil them right away. Repeat this with the remaining parts of your dough. Doing it this way should ensure you get the correct flour/potato balance. It really is best to cook them right away or very soon after. :thumbs:

    A tip for boiling your gnocchi (20 mins.) is to add a little olive oil to the lightly salted water to prevent sticking. Many different ways to serve. A traditional tomato sugo with faggioli (usually brown Borlotti beans) Or one of my faves, a topping of sliced mushrooms cooked in garlic butter with parmesan cheese sprinkled across, & a little side dish of broccoli or spinach are just 2 examples. :eyebrows:
     

    Red

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    Nov 26, 2006
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    Recipe for Disaster:

    Start with a big dollop of Boumsong, then add Leggrotaglie. Put them at CB for 90mins, add a sprinkling of Birindelli.
     

    Carlo D

    The Jazz Man
    May 27, 2007
    660
    #19
    Recipe for Disaster:

    Start with a big dollop of Boumsong, then add Leggrotaglie. Put them at CB for 90mins, add a sprinkling of Birindelli.
    Surprised you didn't mention Scotch pie & chips! I used to enjoy the odd plateful with a "dollop" of HP sauce when I was in Scotland. I was also quite partial to a Forfar bridie but finding a good one wasn't always easy...
     

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