The Juventus Dream Team (1 Viewer)

[Lilith]

Since the guys have their squad and it's no gals allowed (except for wives) I thought we could have one of our own. Do we want to be wives or do we want to be players? *Cough*

Sign up right here! Just post your pic and state your position.

Position: Central Defender

Pic:

 

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[.zero]

can i choose who would mark me tho? :eyebrows: i wouldnt mind if she tackled me a few times!

 

[Jem83]

Name: Björk

Position: Central midfielder

We need a creative centrocampista

 

[Jem83]

Name: Paris Hilton

Position: Striker

She "goes down" a lot and that would ensure many penalty kicks

 

[.zero]

Name: Paris Hilton

Position: Striker
She "goes down" a lot and that would ensure many penalty kicks

:rofl2:

 

[Lilith]

One entry per member however. So you have to pick which pic is Jem83.

 

[.zero]

are you taking suggestions?

 

[Jem83]

I completely misunderstood the concept of this thread! Actually, I just read it's title, caught a glimpse of Angelina Jolie, and started making my suggestions..

Consider me the agent of both of them then and give me a call if you want one

I recommend Hilton considering her track record. Never has she dissapointed a roaring male crowd!

Bidding starts at £18m

 

[Lilith]

are you taking suggestions?

Well I already posted my entry so not anymore.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

can i choose who would mark me tho? :eyebrows: i wouldnt mind if she tackled me a few times!

as long as it is in that dress though

 

[Jem83]

Name: Laura Dern

Position: Midfielder, left

If she could handle Jurassic Park, Cirkus Moratti won't be a problem

 

[Jem83]

Name: Sharon Stone

Position: Right back

Evidently, she had sexual relations with Marcello Lippi at one point, got out of bed early the next morning and for some reason decided to put on his socks and shoes as well as smoking one of his precious cigars. She's in.

 

[Jem83]

Name: Kate Winslet

Position: Goalkeeper

Her experience would be invaluable to us now, as she knows what it's like to be part of a sinking ship. Your bravery will shine through, Katie! Forza Juve

 

[Jem83]

Name: "Sonia"

Position: Striker

Yes, Sonia, I'm banking on you and Hilton to produce the goods! Ask you-know-who for a few pointers on what to do when you get the ball inside the penalty area

 

[Jem83]

Name: Sigourney Weaver

Position: Central Midfielder

Indications are she would definately join Juventus if given the opportunity. In this picture she's having a conversation with Berlusconi, telling him 'no' to join Milan.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Name: David

Position: Pansy

 

[Jem83]

Name: Madonna

Position: Midfielder, right

All clubs need a lucky star

 

[Jem83]

And finally...

Patricia Arquette (CB) and Roseanna Arquette (LB).

Roseanna: "I'm so glad to have signed for this club. Me and my sister want to be for Juventus what the Neville brothers were for Manchester United."

Patricia: "If I get the chance to I'll bite through Zlatan's jugular vein in the name of all Juventini."

 

[Jem83]

GK: Winslet
RB: Stone
CB: Jolie
CB: P. Arquette
LB : R. Arquette
RM: Madonna
CM: Björk
CM: Weaver
LM: Dern
ST: Hilton
ST: Sonia

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

allright, now that we did it, we may end this thread