The Italien Who Went To Malta
One day ima gonna to Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tell her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate you son of ma *****. I don’t know her and she call me sonna ma *****.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tell her I wanna a fock. She say everyone want a fock. I tell her you no understand I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table you sonna of me *****.
So I go back to my room and there are no shits on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I wanna a shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better no shit on the bed you son of ma *****.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say “Peace on you”. I say piss on you to you sonna of ma *****. I gonna back to Italy.
JUVENTUS VS BASEL 1-3
FORZA BASEL !!!!!
One day ima gonna to Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tell her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate you son of ma *****. I don’t know her and she call me sonna ma *****.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tell her I wanna a fock. She say everyone want a fock. I tell her you no understand I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table you sonna of me *****.
So I go back to my room and there are no shits on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I wanna a shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better no shit on the bed you son of ma *****.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say “Peace on you”. I say piss on you to you sonna of ma *****. I gonna back to Italy.
JUVENTUS VS BASEL 1-3
FORZA BASEL !!!!!
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