The Disaster Theory (2 Viewers)

[Eaglesnake_1]

++ [ originally posted by giovanotti ] ++


Hi there,my friend.
They expect us to win the scudetto.After all this injuries,I'm confused that they didn't change the bets.

You know..err...we have our resources..

In case of necessity, Moggi is buying three dozens of very expensive gold watches for sending it to arbiters involved in our games...

Agricola has designed a new mixture of drugs called EPO-detto an has a huge secret stock of it, ready for use....

As last resource, an uncle of mine has been nominated Designatore Arbitrale for Serie A, and im shure i can blackmail him....

so, dont change your bets....the 29 is ours..

 

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[giovanotti]

++ [ originally posted by Eaglesnake_1 ] ++


You know..err...we have our resources..

In case of necessity, Moggi is buying three dozens of very expensive gold watches for sending it to arbiters involved in our games...

That thing about the watches,made me assured!

++ [ originally posted by Eaglesnake_1 ] ++
Agricola has designed a new mixture of drugs called EPO-detto an has a huge secret stock of it, ready for use....

He is having Mutu for consulting about the drugs!

++ [ originally posted by Eaglesnake_1 ] ++As last resource, an uncle of mine has been nominated Designatore Arbitrale for Serie A, and im shure i can blackmail him....

so, dont change your bets....the 29 is ours..

Ok,so maybe I'll finally become a billionaire

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by giovanotti ] ++


That thing about the watches,made me assured!







Ok,so maybe I'll finally become a billionaire

WTF???

 

[Shoryuken]

What a stupid thread, whats the absolute worst we can finish?

How about all our players get injured and were left with the youth team and they get us relegated to serie B.

In champions league(First team not injured yet) we lose 10-0 to Real Madrid who is left with the second team since all the superstar players are involved in a sexual offense charge and are not eligble to play.

Zlatan who cant take the defeat of 10-0 quits pro soccer and starts his new job as a busboy at the prestigues hilton hotel.

Del piero also upset by the loss finally comes out of the closet and starts his new job as a spokesperson for the gay-pride parade.

Cappelo determined to find old glory sells the whole team and buys all the players in FC Thun. With his new.....


Arggh, dont have the energy to go on, what a useless thread.

But ok i guess if everything goes wrong we finish at least 3rd in league and out of the cl in the groupstages.

 

[sallyinzaghi]

Well the MU - Juve clash few years back in the group stages was extraordinary. Most of our vital players had influenza. :undecide: God forbid such things ever occur again

 

[Lilianna]

3rd...THE WORST 4rth place.

we are not roma

 

[giovanotti]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


WTF???

Forget it!
Let's prepare for the Supercup today!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by TonyMontana ] ++
What a stupid thread, whats the absolute worst we can finish?

How about all our players get injured and were left with the youth team and they get us relegated to serie B.

In champions league(First team not injured yet) we lose 10-0 to Real Madrid who is left with the second team since all the superstar players are involved in a sexual offense charge and are not eligble to play.

Zlatan who cant take the defeat of 10-0 quits pro soccer and starts his new job as a busboy at the prestigues hilton hotel.

Del piero also upset by the loss finally comes out of the closet and starts his new job as a spokesperson for the gay-pride parade.

Cappelo determined to find old glory sells the whole team and buys all the players in FC Thun. With his new.....


Arggh, dont have the energy to go on, what a useless thread.

But ok i guess if everything goes wrong we finish at least 3rd in league and out of the cl in the groupstages.

:LOL:

Dude, this is sig material.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


:LOL:

Dude, this is sig material.

How'd you get around the 4 line minimum???

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
OK, what we are going to discuss here is not meant to jynx anyone or anything, it is just SPECULATION:

If everything goes wrong, without serious injuries, what is the lowest possible position Juve will finish? What if Juve get no "help" from the refs? what if the Serie A would suddenly figure out how to counter Capello's 4-4-2 defensive tactics, would Juve then become the feared average?

Let's have it, lay it on me.

SERIE C1


































:cheesy:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++


How'd you get around the 4 line minimum???

Make it , dude.

 

[Tifoso]

Get out.

Thanks, amico mio

 

[Shoryuken]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


:LOL:

Dude, this is sig material.

Lol, ty =) .

I aim to plzzz.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by TonyMontana ] ++




Lol, ty =) .

I aim to plzzz.

Hey, I don't want to get straight shot because I PO'ed you, dawggggg!

 

[Desmond]

I everything goes insanely wrong I could see us in 5th place.

 

[ESS-Juventino]

4th place is our Lowest Possible Position But It never Happens.
We'll see.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by ESS-Juventino ] ++
4th place is our Lowest Possible Position But It never Happens.
We'll see.

We shall, but you still think just 4th without the Buffon?