The Desi & Byrone Thread (15 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He must have been half blind or shit drunk

Actually, this was many years and when i had more hair back them i actually did look a lil like Emraan!

 

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[Guardian]

I can't believe that anal sex is forbidden in India. I heard that you're not allowed to touch girls there, because the natives will beat the shit out of you. Not the best place for professional rapi...uh I mean surprise sex providers like me.

I'd love to visit India some day though

 

[Ahmed]

yea that sucks...also, you can't ride on flying carpets till you're 21 and your turban cannot be more than higher than 2 feet

 

[Guardian]

are you allowed to have sex on a flying carpet ?

 

[Ahmed]

only in certain parts of Chennai

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dont forget that we worship cows. No ham for me today, thank you very much.

 

[Seven]

yea that sucks...also, you can't ride on flying carpets till you're 21 and your turban cannot be more than higher than 2 feet

How about I make a muslim joke. Still funny?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Thanks for gracing this thread with your presence, Seven.

 

[Seven]

Have you heard about this awesome new religion that is spreading in Pakistan?

 

[Martin]

Dont forget that we worship cows. No ham for me today, thank you very much.

Are you just messing around or serious?

 

[Seven]

Why cows anyway?

 

[Martin]

@ at guilt tripping Ze into apology

 

[Seven]

I was just reading about it.. makes more sense than I thought it would TBH.

Apart from smearing fecies on your forehead that is. That's just wrong.

 

[Ahmed]

you never were, and never will be funny, Seven.

 

[Seven]

You will never truly believe in Allah.

You just really want to.

 

[icemaη]

Meine socha ki is topic saaf rahega... ab yahan bhi 'saath' bhai saab aagaye... hamein chain se jeene nahi dega kya?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Are you just messing around or serious?

They're worshipped in some villages as they provide milk and manure for the fields. What's annoying for an urban guy like me is that they're all over the city! and not like in a "farm" or sumtin, but in the middle of the fuckin' road! the traffic just ignore them, and but it's pathetic to see animals roaming in a busy street! But i still rate cows higher than some of the retards who drive cars and bikes on the road!

 

[icemaη]

They're worshipped in some villages as they provide milk and manure for the fields. What's annoying for an urban guy like me is that they're all over the city! and not like in a "farm" or sumtin, but in the middle of the fuckin' road! the traffic just ignore them, and but it's pathetic to see animals roaming in a busy street! But i still rate cows higher than some of the retards who drive cars and bikes on the road!

Word!!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Meine socha ki is topic saaf rahega... ab yahan bhi 'saath' bhai saab aagaye... hamein chain se jeene nahi dega kya?

"saath" bhai

 

[Ahmed]

Meine socha ki is topic saaf rahega... ab yahan bhi 'saath' bhai saab aagaye... hamein chain se jeene nahi dega kya?

bas kya kare...jab yeh peda hua tha iski gaand mein kisi nee danda daal diya tha, isliye kisi ko chayn se jeene nahi deyga...ajeeb kisam ka chutiya hai