Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (27 Viewers)

[1251alex]

DD loves pale ones and Asians.

Don't Asians fall into the pale category for the most part? Lmfao.

 

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[RoiLezard]

Don't Asians fall into the pale category for the most part? Lmfao.

They don't, that's why they like white boys.

 

[tassard]

Guy from Reddit



UPDATE 2 and final: I have finally time to explain the events of this afternoon. Basically italian media got the number of a private plane usually rented by teams that takes players from Spain to Italy, like the players in vacation etc. And they got the info that Ronaldo after a brief stop in Madrid was going to be in that plane. So, everyone who knew went to Linate, and , I shit you not, and I know this is surreal but again trust me, who gets out of the plane at 6pm? Motherfucking Borini, coming from Ibiza, with his family. So Milan was a fake, but then I've got the info he was coming to Caselle in Turin, and people are still there waiting. Tomorrow morning media will still go to Linate and Caselle because it seems like It's imminent, but the weather today was bad so that could be an explanation. Everything I did, It was just to break it to you first guys, I have nothing to gain from this, my source is a real deal, so I said fuck it, it's happening, let's tell them. I'm sorry If in the end I looked like a troll , but that was never the intention. Love to you all and FINO ALLA FINE!


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ANNOUNCE BORINI!!!!

 

[vodka]

is this last update old news here? https://www.reddit.com/r/Juve/comments/8wl4l2/ronaldo_will_land_at_6pm_in_milan_then_he_will_go/

Basically italian media got the number of a private plane usually rented by teams that takes players from Spain to Italy, like the players in vacation etc. And they got the info that Ronaldo after a brief stop in Madrid was going to be in that plane. So, everyone who knew went to Linate, and , I shit you not, and I know this is surreal but again trust me, who gets out of the plane at 6pm? Motherfucking Borini, coming from Ibiza, with his family. So Milan was a fake, but then I've got the info he was coming to Caselle in Turin, and people are still there waiting. Tomorrow morning media will still go to Linate and Caselle because it seems like It's imminent, but the weather today was bad so that could be an explanation. Everything I did, It was just to break it to you first guys, I have nothing to gain from this, my source is a real deal, so I said fuck it, it's happening, let's tell them. I'm sorry If in the end I looked like a troll , but that was never the intention. Love to you all and FINO ALLA FINE!

 

[tassard]

Cristiano with Borini mask

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I'm gonna open the Ronaldo thread in one hour. Mark and his goons don't scare me

wish me luck, boyos
@Bianconero_Aus
@Klin
@Hustini @Amer

Your sacrifice will never be forgotten. You will be canonized alongside Rakib in Tuz lore.

 

[RoiLezard]

Cristiano with Borini mask

Signing with Napoli and presented to the media wearing the mask?

 

[tassard]

Signing with Napoli and presented to the media wearing the mask?

No, he is just trying to escape from agent Cronios

 

[RoiLezard]

No, he is just trying to escape from agent Cronios

Ah yeah he stalked them back at the resort.

 

[DanielSz]

Guy from Reddit



UPDATE 2 and final: I have finally time to explain the events of this afternoon. Basically italian media got the number of a private plane usually rented by teams that takes players from Spain to Italy, like the players in vacation etc. And they got the info that Ronaldo after a brief stop in Madrid was going to be in that plane. So, everyone who knew went to Linate, and , I $#@! you not, and I know this is surreal but again trust me, who gets out of the plane at 6pm? Mother$#@! Borini, coming from Ibiza, with his family. So Milan was a fake, but then I've got the info he was coming to Caselle in Turin, and people are still there waiting. Tomorrow morning media will still go to Linate and Caselle because it seems like It's imminent, but the weather today was bad so that could be an explanation. Everything I did, It was just to break it to you first guys, I have nothing to gain from this, my source is a real deal, so I said $#@! it, it's happening, let's tell them. I'm sorry If in the end I looked like a troll , but that was never the intention. Love to you all and FINO ALLA FINE!


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ANNOUNCE BORINI!!!!

I kind of believe him. Maybe it’s just the desperation for this to be finalized, but I do.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

But does Ronaldo track back to defend?

 

[He-Man]

Guy from Reddit

UPDATE 2 and final: I have finally time to explain the events of this afternoon. Basically italian media got the number of a private plane usually rented by teams that takes players from Spain to Italy, like the players in vacation etc. And they got the info that Ronaldo after a brief stop in Madrid was going to be in that plane. So, everyone who knew went to Linate, and , I $#@! you not, and I know this is surreal but again trust me, who gets out of the plane at 6pm? Mother$#@! Borini, coming from Ibiza, with his family. So Milan was a fake, but then I've got the info he was coming to Caselle in Turin, and people are still there waiting. Tomorrow morning media will still go to Linate and Caselle because it seems like It's imminent, but the weather today was bad so that could be an explanation. Everything I did, It was just to break it to you first guys, I have nothing to gain from this, my source is a real deal, so I said $#@! it, it's happening, let's tell them. I'm sorry If in the end I looked like a troll , but that was never the intention. Love to you all and FINO ALLA FINE!

WTF is wrong with this kid. Fuc#%# Borini

 

[tassard]

But does Ronaldo track back to defend?

No.SELL!!!

 

[Dev7]

interview before CL final

Your future is in Madrid.

CR7: my future is Saturday...my future is the present.

You said you'd retire in Madrid at 41 years old

CR7: I said that?

You can't repeat that phrase now?

CR7: I'm happy, the final is Saturday...It doesn't depend about me...

yes it does

CR7: No it doesn't

Well it makes sense now. He clearly knew his future at Madrid was over after the CL final.

 

[Snobist]

Did Cronios wake up? I hope he didnt forget to put his Alarm.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

No.SELL!!!

He'll have plenty of time to learn after being slowly integrated over half the season anyway.

Spoiler

If we sign him

 

[alexjuventino]

 

[RoiLezard]

But does Ronaldo track back to defend?

Lord Matuidi will do the job for him, no worries

 

[X Æ A-12]

Guy from Reddit



UPDATE 2 and final: I have finally time to explain the events of this afternoon. Basically italian media got the number of a private plane usually rented by teams that takes players from Spain to Italy, like the players in vacation etc. And they got the info that Ronaldo after a brief stop in Madrid was going to be in that plane. So, everyone who knew went to Linate, and , I shit you not, and I know this is surreal but again trust me, who gets out of the plane at 6pm? Motherfucking Borini, coming from Ibiza, with his family. So Milan was a fake, but then I've got the info he was coming to Caselle in Turin, and people are still there waiting. Tomorrow morning media will still go to Linate and Caselle because it seems like It's imminent, but the weather today was bad so that could be an explanation. Everything I did, It was just to break it to you first guys, I have nothing to gain from this, my source is a real deal, so I said fuck it, it's happening, let's tell them. I'm sorry If in the end I looked like a troll , but that was never the intention. Love to you all and FINO ALLA FINE!


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ANNOUNCE BORINI!!!!

Which Tuz member is that?

 

[tassard]

Which Tuz member is that?

A mentally unstable person who stalks airports?
We do not have this kind of people here do we??