Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (87 Viewers)

[alexjuventino]

going to be a great mercato

 

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[Mark]

going to be a great mercato

 

[DAiDEViL]

going to be a great mercato

What are we gonna do with all the Dybala money?

 

[Mark]

What are we gonna do with all the Bonucci money?

corrected

 

[DAiDEViL]

corrected

He'll leave too?

 

[Mark]

He'll leave too?

Dybala stays and will be a Juve legend. Unlike that ZZ hack.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Dybala stays and will be a Juve legend. Unlike that ZZ hack.

Spoiler

 

[Mark]

Spoiler

no

 

[Fr3sh]

if he was a gentleman of football, hed be more appreciated imo

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Rooney is not good enough as backup AM or backup CF, but the guy has Juventus DNA so would love if he comes

If we ever get Rooney, we better get Raul and Guti

 

[Wittl]

If we ever get Rooney, we better get Raul and Guti

or Sonny Anderson.

 

[alexjuventino]

What are we gonna do with all the Dybala money?

go to some thrift stores, add to my record collection, and go buy an apartment in torino and so watch juve games

 

[duranfj]

Dybala stays and will be a Juve legend. Unlike that ZZ hack.

 

[Hydde]

Dybala stays and will be a Juve legend. Unlike that ZZ hack.

Lets wait and see better. This has happened before.

 

[zizinho]

If we ever get Rooney, we better get Raul and Guti

the only way Rooney would make any sense is if he was free so he wouldnt hinder us signing other offensive players, and if Mandzukic decided to leave, which neither is the case fortunately

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Dybala stays and will be a Juve legend. Unlike that ZZ hack.

dont want a fagcelona and Messi cocksucker to be a Juve legend

SELL

 

[Fr3sh]

the only way Rooney would make any sense is if he was free so he wouldnt hinder us signing other offensive players, and if Mandzukic decided to leave, which neither is the case fortunately

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dont want a fagcelona and Messi cocksucker to be a Juve legend

SELL

After we sell Dybala, we're gonna buy Morata and Alvarito is gonna score minimum a double everygame he faces Barca. Barca will be our new bitch

 

[zizinho]

After we sell Dybala, we're gonna buy Morata and Alvarito is gonna score minimum a double everygame he faces Barca. Barca will be our new bitch

the only thing im sad for our little boy Alvarito if he comes back home is, he wont get neither #9 nor his favorite #7 luckily #21 will be free

hes gonna destroy barca so much that pique and all their spanish players will make an ultimatum to their football federation, to never call Alvaro again or they will not play for Spain anymore. Raul and Guti (who will be coaches then) will say no, then Alvaro will lead Spain to another world cup victory without the barcelona faggots

 

[Fr3sh]

the only thing im sad for our little boy Alvarito if he comes back home is, he wont get neither #9 nor his favorite #7 luckily #21 will be free

hes gonna destroy barca so much that pique and all their spanish players will make an ultimatum to their football federation, to never call Alvaro again or they will not play for Spain anymore. Raul and Guti (who will be coaches then) will say no, then Alvaro will lead Spain to another world cup victory without the barcelona faggots

I'd root for Spain if it happened

Alvaro will resurrect the fear that peasants all over Europe had towards the #11 Juve shirt.
Back to back ballon D'Or along with back to back trebles

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James will become greater then Zidane at Juve, 3 consecutive CL titles. Beppe to replace Zidane's star for James.

 

[zizinho]

I'd root for Spain if it happened

Alvaro will resurrect the fear that peasants all over Europe had towards the #11 Juve shirt.
Back to back ballon D'Or along with back to back trebles

and hed get to play with Higuain again, will become a WC finisher like our Gordo Gerardo

we would be unstoppable

 

[Fr3sh]

and hed get to play with Higuain again, will become a WC finisher like our Gordo Gerardo

we would be unstoppable

Mandzo to take break and become Allegri's assistant.

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Chiello becomes Beppe assistant

 

[zizinho]

Cuadrado James Morata
Higuain​

Bernardeschi sub

best attack in the history of football

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Mandzo to take break and become Allegri's assistant.

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Chiello becomes Beppe assistant

Mandzo will teach all the new signings how to run and tackle all game like him while Allegri will teach them tactics. whoever we sign, will become WC with them