Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (101 Viewers)

[Kasaki]

Twitter is saying that Raiola and Ibra are at Juve HQ

 

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[AndreaCristiano]

Twitter is saying that Raiola and Ibra are at Juve HQ

Yeah Rai reporting the same

 

[IliveForJuve]

We don't need this fag to make out with one of our CBs.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Are you saying you would squash him like an insect?

Turn down Zach with the hit and run tactic. Gotta use speed against strong slow blokes.

"float like a butterfly sting like a bee"

Just don't get caught - he's gonna murder you.

 

[Alex-444]

Ibra has never lost a CL final.

 

[Dostoevsky]

4-3-1-2


Ibra
Dybala - Higuain

:ID:

 

[Mark]

Twitter is saying that Raiola and Ibra are at Juve HQ

Raiola yes, to propose Ajax Titties.

 

[Seven]

Its generally a bad idea for someone who trains to look big and appear strong, to mess with someone who trains solely to be strong and appears big as a side effect.

He'd win at running away, i can confirm that.

Neither bodybuilding nor powerlifting strength would be good predictors of how well you'd do in a fight. Fighting requires skill.

If neither of you has any experience fighting, my bet is on whoever is heaviest. I guess you're probably the fattest so you'd be my favorite.

 

[abstract]

Twitter is saying that Raiola and Ibra are at Juve HQ

He's probably just traveling together with the Fat prick.No way he'll sign with Juve.

 

[Seven]

4-3-1-2


Ibra
Dybala - Higuain

:ID:

I wonder if Ibra and Higuain would choke on each other.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I wonder if Ibra and Higuain would choke on each other.

I actually think we'd easily reach 100 points with that trio.

 

[-=DJANGO=-]

Mbappe alla Juve? - if that will happen ... Our next number 10?
If we are selling BonBon that would suggest major changes in our wage structure. Would Mbappe settle for 12m/y before taxes?

PS: In fighting I guess stamina would be my best ability choice. It would allow to dictate the terms of engagement in most cases and that's half the battle won already.

 

[Seven]

I actually think we'd easily reach 100 points with that trio.

Zlatan is a 35 year old striker coming back from one of the toughest injuries in football though. Maybe an acl injury isn't the disaster it was 10 years ago, but it's still pretty bad. And at 35 I just don't see him bounce back.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Raiola yes, to propose Ajax Titties.

Is he as good as quasim bouy?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Zlatan is a 35 year old striker coming back from one of the toughest injuries in football though. Maybe an acl injury isn't the disaster it was 10 years ago, but it's still pretty bad. And at 35 I just don't see him bounce back.

Him being old doesn't mean much for Serie A and its lower pace. I think he'd fit in easily.

ACL happens way too often nowadays. Players recover quite fast too. Strootman had it 2-3 times already and last season he played almost every match I think.

Him sitting behind our strikers would get us shitload of assists literally.

I don't see it happening, though, this looks like true media BS.

 

[Mark]

Is he as good as quasim bouy?

 

[tassard]

Mbappe is coming


source: my magic ball

 

[DeviAngel]

La Stampa's @MaxNerozzi clears the rumors:

Juve's directors are NOT in Torino & haven't had lunch with Ibrahimovic

 

[Orgut]

If Ibra coming back to Italy it would probably be Milan or Napoli
As for Mbappe I wish but we all know its not going to happen...

 

[pitbull]

Its generally a bad idea for someone who trains to look big and appear strong, to mess with someone who trains solely to be strong and appears big as a side effect.

He'd win at running away, i can confirm that.

How many fights have you had in your life tough guy? Someone stole your waffle syrup?