well you could tell him that you have a long lost son somewhere in lithuania. and that i need juve stuff to get laid here. girls dig b&w here. whatever, think of something.
How much is shipping to Holland? Perhaps I could help out. Of course, I'm not paying anything myself, but if the sum Italy-Holland Holland-where|ever|you|live is less than Juvestore it could work.
Hey, I'm a friggin tour-guide. Can't expect more from me
Buy one jar of Creatine at the regular price and get a second one free....
The first 50 customers also get Giraudo's "Win at any cost" hand-book with a free syringe.