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Since you are taking those ratings as gospel, then you have to admit that Rooney is better than Drogba. Another implication of you taking this as a measure is, that you have to also admit that Casillas is better than Buffon. Don't forget that Essien isn't one of the best 30 players.
I find these ratings hugely flawed.
It's for the year 2009.
So, no, it's not 5 league goals for Drogba. It's all the goals he scored in 2009 and he scored more than 20 goals in 2009. Villa scored even more, I think, but Villa didn't do anything in Europe at all (both with his club and his NT). He didn't play in CL knock-outs at the start of 2009, he didn't lead his team even to the CL place so he's not playin CL even in the second part of 2009 and his NT was eliminated by the USA in the Confederations Cup.
You can argue Villa's place on the list, but it's hard to argue that he deserved to be above Drogba in 2009.
As for Kaka being over Zlatan, I disagree too. Zlatan was better than Kaka both when they were in Inter/Milan or Barca/Real. But winning the Confederations Cup and being the MVP of the tournament has to mean something when these lists are made so the MVP of the only international competition in 2009 simply had to be high on the list.
And being a lovable catholic boy brought him votes from those South American journalists.
1) Kaka does not deserve to be so high up the ranks, despite scoring 15 goals for Milan last season, which is of course an impressive feat, still he wasn't consistent with his performances and he definitely wasn't better than Zlatan, who was heads and shoulders above any other player in the Serie A last season. 5 games in the Confed Cup should not be more important than the 40+ games played in 2009 in club level.
2) Xavi should be above C.Ronaldo for sure. Ronaldo wasn't at his best last season, despite definitely deserving to be in the top 5, he was not as influential as Xavi was.
3) I can understand Villa being behind Drogba in the rankings, for the reasons you've already mentioned. But if i was on the judge panel in these awards, i'd put more emphasis on individual performances rather than team accomplishments. Also, he is definitely better than Dzeko and had a better year.
4) Its a joke that Essien isn't in the top 30.