I PUT MY HEAD IN A PRINTER TODAY AND SCANNED MY FOREHEAD, BUT I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON AND HIT THE POWER BUTTON WHERE I SHUT OFF THE POWER. SO I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED SO I TRIED PLAYING WITH THE PLUG BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. THEN I PLAYED WITH THE SOCKET AND NOTHING HAPPENED. SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD STICK A NAIL IN THE SOCKET TO SEE IF THERE WAS POWER AND GUESS WHAT... THERE WAS. 120 VOLTS IN MY FINGER AND BRAIN AND TONGUE AND BUTT. NOW I FEEL LIKE IN THIS HOSPITAL BED AND AND AND I CANT SEE I CANT SEE ANYTHING SO MAYBE IM BLIND BUT ITS ALRIGHT I LOVE MYSELF. THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO HAVE RESPECT FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE IF YOU DON HAVE THAT YOURE JUST A GUY STICKING HIS FINGER IN A SOCKET. DUMB DOUCHE.
PS- FUCK ME IN ANUS
PS- FUCK ME IN ANUS
