Jeeks said:
May I continue?
"Zlatan showed a great performance tonight, I am very satisfied with his form"
"How can you play so many games in one season with a squad lacking so much on the bench? My players are tired."
"Del Piero did good for the time he played, I expect him to improve in coming games."
"I played with Zalayeta for tactical purposes, I needed a long dick erm a long player up front"
Another one...
"Zlatan played a great game, I still can't understand these Tifosi. They don't know they're hurting my little Zlatan, Anyhow I'm taking him back home to do him some massage and tell him to try to Ignore these silly fans"
Journalist: What about Del Piero.....
Cap" Uh, he did a good Job, though I expected him to score an......
Journalist" He did actually Score, sir......"
Cap" Oh really??? when???
Journalist" Tonight min 63"
Cap"oh ya ya ya, ......erm, anyhow Del Piero still has to work alot to earn his pole position ahead of my lovely sweety bird Ibra...."
Journalist" No doubt....

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