Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Gentalia (1 Viewer)

[Bjerknes]

WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her ****** (vagina), according to the Pentagon.

"Today, at about 1600 hours EST, Secretary Rumsfeld landed in the ****** and delivered cordial greetings to Mrs. Rumsfeld," said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. William Brock. "The focus of the trip was to thank Mrs. Rumsfeld for her long years of outstanding service and continuing sacrifices, and to afford the defense secretary an opportunity to survey the ****** up close and in person."

The 12-minute visit, described by Brock as "brief but satisfactory," was characterized by sources close to the ****** as an "in and out" mission.

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[swag]

Well, send it up the flag pole and salute.

Aye, sir! Operation Conjugal Visit completed.

Though you have to wonder about Joyce's virtues if she can fit a flight tarmac and a USO tour down there.

 

[Chxta]

That site is run by madmen!

 

[Mr. Gol]

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That site is run by madmen!

The US too, so it's a good combination.

 

[Tifoso]

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The US too, so it's a good combination.

Careful

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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Careful

Not when it is the truth.

 

[Mr. Gol]

Let's not get into this discussion again, it's never ending.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

like every other discussion

 

[swag]

So I called my travel agent this morning. She said there are no scheduled flights in to Joyce Rumsfeld 's genitalia.

It looks like I'm going to have to take the train... :fero:

 

[jaecole]

Look we all visit the site.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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It looks like I'm going to have to take the train... :fero:

Ok, but I get the caboose.

 

[swag]

I'm in a hazmat car -- in a front-row seat for when the thing derails for a chemical spill, killing all the fish in the lake and setting it on fire.

I love Amtrak.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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I'm in a hazmat car -- in a front-row seat for when the thing derails for a chemical spill, killing all the fish in the lake and setting it on fire.

I love Amtrak.

That's better than the observation deck.