Some time ago, a young man started a thread about how great Georgia is. Well this is a response. West Virginia is the best and oldest place in the world. It goes back to before Yaweh and even the dinosaurs. Most of you don't know but Burke, Andy, Nick, and myself all hail from West Virginia. We are all mountaineers and proud of that because the word Mountaineer means a free man. Eat that Georgia.
Let me tell you why West Virginia is so great. We have a wonderful culture stemming from four main ideals. Guns, Whiskey, hot chicks, and dancing. Unbelievably those ideals are the main reasons Arabs love America. In fact the first Arab ever, Muhamed Bagdad Burke, was from Cabin Creek and his remains dated back to before Jesus. Once again eat that Georgia. On top of that the first man ever was from West Virginia. His remains were found just south of Seneca Rock and he was 2 gazilion years old. Scientists named him Homo peckerwoodicus. Which translates to "really big head".
West Virginia has never been occupied by the Soviets, the Germans, or the Jews. Even though the US Army has bombed our miners on occasion, we tend to forgive that incident, no one but West Virginians have ever run West Virginia. This means we have a huge gene pool.
West Virginia has the best dancing in the Universe. You can't stop our trot. Tennesee, who is also pretty good, thinks they are better but they are not. As you can see here.
West Virginia is simply better. And its all thanks to this guy.
West Virginia Rocks! Fuck off Georgia!
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Let me tell you why West Virginia is so great. We have a wonderful culture stemming from four main ideals. Guns, Whiskey, hot chicks, and dancing. Unbelievably those ideals are the main reasons Arabs love America. In fact the first Arab ever, Muhamed Bagdad Burke, was from Cabin Creek and his remains dated back to before Jesus. Once again eat that Georgia. On top of that the first man ever was from West Virginia. His remains were found just south of Seneca Rock and he was 2 gazilion years old. Scientists named him Homo peckerwoodicus. Which translates to "really big head".
West Virginia has never been occupied by the Soviets, the Germans, or the Jews. Even though the US Army has bombed our miners on occasion, we tend to forgive that incident, no one but West Virginians have ever run West Virginia. This means we have a huge gene pool.
West Virginia has the best dancing in the Universe. You can't stop our trot. Tennesee, who is also pretty good, thinks they are better but they are not. As you can see here.
West Virginia is simply better. And its all thanks to this guy.
West Virginia Rocks! Fuck off Georgia!
Paid for by Citizens of West Virginia. EatitGeorgia.gov
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