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Celeb

New Member
Nov 19, 2008
1
#1
please help me i am lost,i was once a very happy little wine bottle,all filled with tasty vino and just waiting for someone to uncork me. then one day my brother sent me a letter, he was working in LA on the set of some porno, he was stuck up into the punnany of some large vagined lady and told me it was great work.
i applied and got a job but it is not as pleasant as i hoped. now i am stuck up inside the anal cannon that is ahmedios and fear that i am about to be blasted into the next life.pray for me BLOOM :analcanon:
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,750
#7
Sorry. You ain't no celebrity until you can top Katy Perry showing how she failed her audition for CakeFarts.com:

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