Post of the Month: October - Nominations (2 Viewers)

[Azzurri7]

And we are back.

We've been having some hilarious posts lately, and I thought It's good to bring the good old days back. After several years from now It'll be nice to see/read them again.


I'll be opening a thread for the nominations and at the end of the month we will be voting.


Please when you nominate, link and quote. At the end of the month we'll pick the best ones.

 

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[Azzurri7]

- Alen

Making his plan when he will become Juventus Owner .

Since my last name ends with -ic i believe i'd make a great owner of Juventus.
Just imagine how much fun it will be. I'll make Dominic a manager, Mark will be the chief scout, Senor Canardo will take care of the finances, Burke will be bodyguarding player's wifes, Andy will be the guy waiting for the players in the dressing room after they fail to win, i'll sign Rab as a striker, i'll tell Dominic to play him in starting XI and to put Del Piero on the bench so DP will start hating on Rab.
Bes, Jack, Bozi and Swag will be the directors of the team.

Now all we need is to find a place for Seven

Edit: Hmmm, Vinman, we need to find a job for him also.

Sounds good to me.

Seven will be the team prayer leader while Vinni will be in charge of stadium security. Turk will bomb other stadia.

If you want i can also make you our transfer guru but you'll still have to wait for the players after a bad result and have a "chat" with them.


On second thought, we'll be too nice with the players if we let you to have that chat with them.
I say NO MERCY for them and let Cronios have that chat !


Tahir will fly our plane, the girls will be our cheerleaders and Manos will be the cook

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21694&page=664

 

[Bozi]

good idea rab,we need this back

 

[Albertmare]

"Manos will be the cook"

He will eat the whole Dash if he gets hungry , and Burky will get busy to buy the food for player

 

[Red]

So theoretically, this also applies to masturbation. Every ejaculation of sperm contains hundreds of millions of sperm cells, and only one sperm cell is enough to impregnate a woman. Wasting a sperm cell is wasting a potential human life. According to our good friend here, in the past two weeks, I killed 1 billion people.

Adolf who?

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1765613&postcount=33

 

[Azzurri7]

- Jack

THIS IS NOT JUVENTUS!

Is this Sparta? :confused2

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26170&page=3

 

[Alen]

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

 

[blondu]

mesh3lovic posts...80% of them are hilarious

 

[Osman]

Juve Revolutions post ofcourse. But there is another honorary post who is way more laconic, but ack, also brilliant, and coincidently also relating to semen

Burke responding to this post: http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1762729&postcount=2105

That's a lot of semen.

 

[lyjg0107]

ok who ordered the 26?

i have a portion of deep fried shredded shark penis, who ordered it?

 

[Fred]

Ya sure.

 

[Snoop]

don't touch that post, you might get bird flu

 

[Albertmare]

:sick:
I don't like Chinese Simplified

 

[Bozi]

ok who ordered the 26?

i have a portion of deep fried shredded shark penis, who ordered it?

how many times i tell you don't deliver to me at work!

 

[ghij863]

up!up!up!up!up!up!up!up!

 

[swag]

up!up!up!up!up!up!up!up!

You have 5 minutes to explain why I shouldn't ban you to an eternity in hell. :evil:

 

[swag]

2 minutes...

 

[swag]

Oh, I'm sorry. Time's up.

The correct answer was: "I'm a dufus, and I couldn't spam correctly without my mom's help."

Better luck next time, and thanks for playing.