Padovano Against the Shoe (1 Viewer)

[Turdhead]

For the man who penned such classic lines as 'Cum in a shoe', 'Shit in a coffee can' and 'I thought it was because Im a darkie' comes a long overdue dedication thread.

Allow me to start with some thought provoking poetry inspired by the man himself.

"I once knew a man who fapped in a shoe,
It made a mess and stuck like glue,
Still it worked as well as KY goo,
so he screwed me from where I poo."

 

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[Tifoso]

Why would you take a back road, when the main road is some much better?

Just sayin...

 

[JCK]

Had I known you were to create such a thread, I would have posted the picture I did here instead.

 

[JCK]

But hey! I can do it here as well


This is the day that man decided to start using coffee cans

 

[Turdhead]

Im working on my next piece called. 'Three little wops went to town'.

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Im working on my next piece called. 'Three little wops went to town'.

It'd better be as nice the one you made about Pado.

 

[Turdhead]

They are all about Pado. He is the inspiration. Always rumour has it a poem called 'Baa baa black wop' is nearing completion.

 

[Dan]

Hope Springs Eternal

 

[Hambon]

The three little Darkies & the Big Bad Wop would be a classic..

 

[The Pado]

Claire, now you've done it.

It's official, sell the shoes, this darkie is in love.

Ass focking all around. Everybody line up, you too Lou.

 

[The Pado]

Decision time:

Should I go to work now or . . .

jerk off in one of my wife's shoes and then go to work?


I'm leaning toward the shoe but I don't want to fall asleep on the drive in.

 

[mikhail]

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