Pado of the month: October - voting (1 Viewer)

Post of the month: October?

  • Bozi's soap opera

  • Pado's reaction to Martin's Summer Cyclist love

  • Altair's response to Seven:

  • Pado and Norwegian newspapers

  • Pado's Bie Lie speach


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mikhail

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Jan 24, 2003
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I'm late again. I'm sorry - I've been abed sick for the past week. Not so many nominees this month:

Bisco nominates episode 11 of the personal madness that is Bozi's secret diary of Fabio Capello.
Bozi said:
Episode 11

ruud van shergarface has been found wandering around madrids training complex in a dazed and confused state.tonino has stumbled across him, rather than being concerned for his team-mate he tried to ask him questions. with no answers coming he runs to his love and asks him a few questions

Tonino-"fabby,oh fabby what happened to ruud?"
Fabby-"who?"
Tonino-"ruud,you know the centre forward you bought?"
Fabby-"no i dont have a clue who you are talking about"
Tonino-"you know, the dutchman"
Fabby-"no sorry you lost me"
Tonino-"scored a few goals for you"
Fabby-"if you dont start making sense i am gonna have to deep-cavity search you with my man-meat"
Tonino-"he looks like a horse"
Fabby-"ah him,i...eh...i made him wear a saddle and rode him around the office"
Tonino-"you what in the who now???"
Fabby-"but when i was fitting the bridle on...i found a wire,he is working for cuntface"
Tonino-"no way, how is this possible?"
Fabby-"i dont know my little prostate-prodder there are spies everywhere. i always find more clearly once i have emptied my load, drop your trousers and prepare for a rectal invasion"
Tonino-"wheeeeeeee"

who exactly are cuntface's spies?will cassano ask capello to cream on his face to ease his acne problem?will tonino be jealous when fabby's bitches come home from international duty?and is david beckham really a haemaphrodite? all this andf more in the next instalment
Martin nominates Pado for bestowing another title upon him for his love of Summer Cyclists:
The Pado said:
Martin said:
It's a divine fruit smoothie completely devoid of alcohol and totally packed with taste and freshness. It's like the Ronaldinho of drinks.
Martin, you know I love you, but you have to be the queerest straight man in all of juventuz.
Ze Tahir nominates Altair's response to Seven:
Altair said:
Seven said:
Do you know about the Cold War, Vin?
no our history books ended with the big stick era please help
I've added Seven's quote for context.

Martin nominates more Pado's explanation of why he doesn't read the Norwegian newspapers:
The Pado said:
Erik-with-a-k said:
Ik dacht van niet omdat "schiereiland" ook aan elkaar moet (toch?). Is "schier" trouwens onafhankelijk wel een woord? Of is 't 'n voorvoegsel zoals "on" en "des" in "onregelmatig" en "desinteresse"?

Martin sometimes passes me Norwegian newspaper links etc and I have to admit I understand most of it. But spoken Swedish went waaayyy over the top off my head :D
Martin once took me to a Rosenborg v. Juventus CL match. He hardly spoke to me during the match, and I thought it was because we were both so damn cold that he could not bring himself to speak. After the match ended in a draw, we took the city bus to a modern-looking pub where we were met by 5 or 6 of Martin's techie buddies who were expecting my arrival. They proceded to beat me down with large stacks of Norwegian newspapers and pour cold beer on my lifeless body before dumping me in the trash bin in frigid temps. So, Erik, you will have to excuse the fact that I do not read Norwegian newspapers anymore.
Martin nominates Pado's explanation of the Big Lie:
The Pado said:
IncuboRossonero said:
Comparing to Christ to Santa Claus is quite disrespectful and insulting to many people...Also, because you don't agree with something does not mean you have to label it a 'big lie'...some people do believe in it and others have given their life to the cause...its called acceptance of the belief of others.

lifetime of good acts you said Robert??

Sell that sh*t to the tourists..in my version of hell they will be the meet and greet crew you meet when you first descend into the inferno

:pint:
Ahh, you misunderstand me . . . I wonder why.

Did I say Christ was "the big lie". I did not say that. Religion is the big lie. Your co-worker who goes off and prays 5 times during work is a true believer. You, who pisses on people 6 days a week and then on Sunday you put on your best suit and pick out the church where the swells can all be seen, drop a few bucks in the basket and slip out just after communion at the 50 minute mark and head home to watch the Jets play the Bills and then feel all morally superior, have bought into THE BIG LIE.

See you in Hell my little prostitute.
 

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